Whenever I Talk About Sk8 The Infinity With My Little Sister, And Ad*m Comes Up, We’ll Both Randomly

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 5

jisung: OH MY GOD CHANGBIN, GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF

changbin: . . . no.

chan, pinching his nose bridge: you do know that if one of you guys die, jyp's going to blame me, right?

skz as things my friends and i have said

felix: banana flavoring doesn't taste like bananas because the flavoring doesn't come from bananas from our day and age. there was a banana called the gros michel banana that was wiped out by a banana plague in the 1950s and the banana we have today is called the cavendish and that's why banana-flavored things don't taste like bananas. there was a banana apocalypse nobody talks about and we're eating the flavoring of copies of extinct bananas.

seungmin: shut the fuck up.

i’ve been sucked into yet another fruity sports anime 😔✌

it seems it will never end

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 8

chan, exhausted: my children are little devils on crack and will betray God himself for a chicken nugget.

skz, in the background: *loud screaming from 7 demons*

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 14

lee felix on vlive probably: i’m on horse tiktok and i have been for several months. i don’t know how i got here, but i’m here.

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 2

Jisung: owo, iwi, awa, ewe, ouo

Minho: *disgusted face*

Chan: I can’t believe he said that out loud.

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a black haired, blue eyed boy born on december 22nd, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

skz as things me and my friends have said pt. 11

changbin, ranting to skz: *unintelligible noises* everyone says i’m huggable BUT NO ONE EVER HUGS ME *crying ensues*

the rest of skz: *awkwardly looking at each other*

skz as things me and my friends have said pt. 12

i.n, about to stab minho for an unspecified reason: i may be a cinnamon roll, but i still do have murderous thoughts.