If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Fell In Love With A Black Haired, Blue Eyed Boy Born On December 22nd,

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 13

stays: is it temporary?

chan, appalled: are you asking if you're temporarily traumatized??? that’s not how this works????

skz as things me and my friends have said pt. 11

changbin, ranting to skz: *unintelligible noises* everyone says i’m huggable BUT NO ONE EVER HUGS ME *crying ensues*

the rest of skz: *awkwardly looking at each other*

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 10

hyunjin to skz (not including aussie line): saying shape and ship at the same time is shipe, and saying shipe is basically just the way australians say shape.

(several hours later)

jisung, to felix: can you say shape in english?

felix: ???

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 6

jisung: british boys look like lesbians.

skz: *silently staring at him*

felix: oh my god, they DO.

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 9

seungmin, muttering to himself: self care is important. sometimes self care is giving yourself poison immunity by eating appleseeds. but sadly i cannot.

chan, horrified: seungmin, no.

skz as things my friends and i have said

felix: banana flavoring doesn't taste like bananas because the flavoring doesn't come from bananas from our day and age. there was a banana called the gros michel banana that was wiped out by a banana plague in the 1950s and the banana we have today is called the cavendish and that's why banana-flavored things don't taste like bananas. there was a banana apocalypse nobody talks about and we're eating the flavoring of copies of extinct bananas.

seungmin: shut the fuck up.

whenever i talk about sk8 the infinity with my little sister, and ad*m comes up, we’ll both randomly just go 

skz as things me and my friends have said pt. 12

i.n, about to stab minho for an unspecified reason: i may be a cinnamon roll, but i still do have murderous thoughts.

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 3

changbin: you are both abusive AND GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF MY SHOULDERS

hyunjin and seungmin: *losing their shit*