Finding Out That Roger Waters And David Gilmour Played Donkey Kong In Their Spare Time During The Production

how mental is your breakdown if you need pyrotechnics, a giant model airplane, foam bricks the size of coffee tables and a fucking inflatable worm that engulfs the venue for a fucking concept album about it

tell me a fact about the band Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is one of the 13 Floyds of the rainbow, created by the wizard Andrew Floyd Merlin in the time before Eld. The Pink Floyd exerts a calming influence with tinges of darkness and psychedelic experience. It is calmer than Red Floyd, but not so peaceful as the Orange or Yellow Floyds.

Beware the Black Floyd which can open portals to other realms at the cost of the listener's sanity. Should it ever fall into the hands of the Gizzard King or his loyal squamous wizard, we will be doomed.

MARTY FUCKING FRIEDMAN SUPERVISED A JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ENGLISH LEARNING BOOK!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY [ Music Video ] ➙ [ 1 - 2 ]

i made this whisper and then a day later my phone broke and couldnt restart

i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom

man what was i on

the trial by pink floyd is soooo good it truly feels like roger waters is coming inside my body

predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:

roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)

nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again

franka releases her book

franka doesn't release her book

every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again

r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again

someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay

500 more syd barrett documentaries

pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail

had a dream while taking a nap where megadeth released a new single but they promoted it on tiktok. i watched a video where dave mustaine and nick menza promoted the single by making a new dance trend. i woke up covered in sweat