How Mental Is Your Breakdown If You Need Pyrotechnics, A Giant Model Airplane, Foam Bricks The Size Of

predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:

roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)

nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again

franka releases her book

franka doesn't release her book

every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again

r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again

someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay

500 more syd barrett documentaries

pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail

dimebag darrell mugshot

finding out that roger waters and david gilmour played donkey kong in their spare time during the production of The Final Cut is genuinely the funniest thing ive read abt. to me thats like finding out usher is a jjk fan

my gf: bitch you better not be pork mccartney when i get there

my stupid ass:

had a dream while taking a nap where megadeth released a new single but they promoted it on tiktok. i watched a video where dave mustaine and nick menza promoted the single by making a new dance trend. i woke up covered in sweat

Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😭😭

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy

King Crimson - The Noise: Live at Fréjus

HOMIE WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUU ??????????? 😭😭

ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl

my thoughts on pf members if they existed in modern day (based on looks)

Syd Barrett: moderately popular commentary youtuber who holds his clip mic in his hand

Roger Waters: hardcore pit mosher who spits on people if they push him and developed a reputation on Twitter for throwing his shoes at frontmen

David Gilmour: pretty boy actor under 30 like Timothee Chalamet or Nicholas Hoult who primarily gets casted in streaming service dramas

Rick Wright: painfully british influencer on instagram who promotes sleep aid supplements

Nick Mason: the next Nick Cannon