My Gf: Bitch You Better Not Be Pork Mccartney When I Get There

MARTY FUCKING FRIEDMAN SUPERVISED A JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ENGLISH LEARNING BOOK!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

dave mustaine was BORN to be a gay man doing drag shows and sipping iced coffee whoever corrupted him down this path will fucking PAY

we need to make a floyd-like concept album about corporate greed and raw introspection into sacrificing humanity and the environment for short-term profit but sometimes the lyrics mention a little orange furry guy and a green suitup scene and it becomes abundantly clear the album's just about the onceler

dimebag darrell mugshot

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

finding out that roger waters and david gilmour played donkey kong in their spare time during the production of The Final Cut is genuinely the funniest thing ive read abt. to me thats like finding out usher is a jjk fan

HOMIE WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUU ??????????? 😭😭

ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy

had a dream while taking a nap where megadeth released a new single but they promoted it on tiktok. i watched a video where dave mustaine and nick menza promoted the single by making a new dance trend. i woke up covered in sweat