people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them
ponyboy in the pink pony club whats he ordering
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY [ Music Video ] ➙ [ 1 - 2 ]
dave mustaine was BORN to be a gay man doing drag shows and sipping iced coffee whoever corrupted him down this path will fucking PAY
guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”
*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*
i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom
pink in his hotel room after finding out his wife cheated on him and almost killing a groupie
ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl
my thoughts on pf members if they existed in modern day (based on looks)
Syd Barrett: moderately popular commentary youtuber who holds his clip mic in his hand
Roger Waters: hardcore pit mosher who spits on people if they push him and developed a reputation on Twitter for throwing his shoes at frontmen
David Gilmour: pretty boy actor under 30 like Timothee Chalamet or Nicholas Hoult who primarily gets casted in streaming service dramas
Rick Wright: painfully british influencer on instagram who promotes sleep aid supplements
Nick Mason: the next Nick Cannon
alt music blog of @touscalusaloser mostly metal/rock, but occasionally pop and the like
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