My Thoughts On Pf Members If They Existed In Modern Day (based On Looks)

"music back was sooo much better than TODAYS music" what if i killed you with a gun then buried ur body in a remote creek

just looped midwest princess 5 times over while studying at the library what is happening to me

guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”

my gf: bitch you better not be pork mccartney when i get there

my stupid ass:

i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom

no amount of "haha concept album gilmour waters feud 😂😂" will ever amount to the level of ironic hilarity this will ever have

im sorry but beatlemaniacs are literally way funnier than floydians on every conceivable level, and im saying this as someone whos current obssession is Pink Floyd

we got metallica fortnite skins before GTA 6 😭😭🙏🙏

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy