Being A Rock Enjoyer Is Actually So Terrifying Like I Was In The Car With My Dad A While Ago And Ke Kept

*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*

i made this whisper and then a day later my phone broke and couldnt restart

men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

shout out to spotify for recommending me in the court of the crimson king twice in a row

predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:

roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)

nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again

franka releases her book

franka doesn't release her book

every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again

r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again

someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay

500 more syd barrett documentaries

pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail

HOMIE WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUU ??????????? 😭😭

ik this is a mainly classic rock n roll blog but alas im not immune to the effects of brat summer. i am indeed bumpin that 365 party girl

most insane headline ive seen ever seen

dimebag darrell mugshot

heartbreaking: that pretty milf with a strat you saw was actually yngwie malmsteen