All Work Is Cancelled. Everyone Stay Home And Do Nothing And Lay In Bed Sooooooo Cutely And Watch Tv

Can't belive making my cat a jacket and little mittens is a crucial part of getting him healthy again

au where sam has a cute half-sized creeper form no one knows about. following daedalus sam makes the brilliant conclusion that for sure sneaking around the server like this would be safer. instead dream(everyone's favorite scientist <3) stumbles upon a CUTE TINY BITE SIZED CREEPER that won't blow up and declares him a biological marvel. just LOOK at him! he's adorable! dream would love to see what he's made of. obviously with nothing to protect himself its better to stay in creeper form for now and wait for a chance to escape, thinks sam. i didn't know creepers were this fluffy :) thinks dream.

Let it be said as well that dismissing Dream being upset about things younger creators like Tommy have done to/said about him because they’re young is ridiculous.

I do not want to see that goddamn “I’m 16 you’re 35” Snapchat screenshot again

Teenagers can still hurt people. Do I think they should have a bit more grace than adults? Yes. But they can still be harmful and that still affects people regardless of age

If you think teenagers can’t do wrong and seriously hurt people, you have never been to a public school and/or didn’t know anyone at that age and/or are plain fucking stupid

I’m a teenager. I have many friends and family who are older than me who I have very much hurt before and that pain and stress I caused is entirely on me. And the difference between me and people like Tommy, is that I actually gave a shit and did my best to apologize and improve instead of trying to throw all the blame on them for literally just being older than me

All Tommy is doing is playing the victim for an autistic man setting boundaries with him and his echo chamber of creators who most of which were never remotely close to Dream is not helping him

Not to mention the absolute hypocrisy that many of these creators are very close friends with Tommy and are also older than him, some of which (Like Phil) are much older than him than Dream

Do you think they’ve seriously never had a serious conversation with him? Do you think they’ve never had to set boundaries with him? Do you think he’s never gotten on THEIR nerves before?

You can’t blame Dream for shit and paint him as manipulative for simply being friends with someone younger than him and being willing to communicate directly and no longer get walked all over by people who claimed to be his friends

headcanon that c!Dream just says really weird shit while half asleep and it always throws people off bc Sir What

Example:

*In the prison* c!Techno, with c!Dream curled into his side and wrapped in his cloak for comfort: It's alright, I've got you c!Dream, in the fondest, most adoring voice: I wanna crawl down your throat and sleep next to your heart c!Techno: ?????

There's something to be said for c!Dream actually switching to c!Schlatt's side for the book. A purely transactional move: c!Dream (as even stated by cc!Dream) had no motive to side with c!Schlatt other than the book. He was just holding up his end of a deal. Even when there wasn't really anyone capable of enforcing that deal! Like, yeah, c!Dream obviously had other stuff going on with c!Wilbur behind the scenes re. L'Manberg's destruction, and he wasn't exactly giving the war effort his usual level of enthusiasm—he literally led them straight to c!Schlatt—but he did still fight! There was still some semblance of a battle, no matter how one-sided, and I'm not convinced there would've been had c!Dream not stayed.

Because c!Dream really didn't have to stay. It would've been so easy to just take the book and leave everyone to fight their battles without him, or even to openly join Pogtopia's side, but he didn't. It says a lot about his insistence on fair exchanges, deals, favors for favors. Even when his reputation as a "good person" is beyond repair, he strives to maintain that reputation as a trusted ally.

i believe it is hilarious how much people act as if dream incites harassment; like he's the one with the power? like he's the one with the general public's positive opinion? like he hasn't been fucking harassed and verbally abused for a year? it's all kicking this guy to a pulp even when he's down but woe is me 😞 your stans are quote retweeting me and you're ruining my friend's career because of his own actions...

pandoras vault is already a greek reference it is surely easy to translate. but i think about sam and dream actually being kids together and cry

I just love how in the dsmp You can have characthers dessing up in like militar clothing like in the l'manberg outfits, ctechno that's like a pig with a royal style, people dessing up like in the red banquet. And then You like csapnap and cpunz that dress like they're gamer boys that haven't changed in a week, You have cphil that's just a anime characther, cdream that's a weird green looking thing, cpuffy that's a pirate, and skeppy it's just skeppy

as a dream kinnie how many rocks on average do you eat

Its a secret :3 (all of my pockets are full of cool little pebbles at all times (my parents get mad at me for this regularly))