Oh So When Nie Huaisang Tricks A Guy Into Stabbing His Best Friend To Death It's ""justified Revenge""

well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.

The only way to have stopped mxtx villains from doing their evil villainy was by having their respective love interest roughly pound them nightly so they couldn't commit their wicked plots and schemes. No one has time for scum and treachery when they have dick in the ass 12 hrs a night.

I have never seen this man in my life.

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Nie huaisang: what's your body count?

Jin Guangyao: oh me ? Like 30 now

Nie huaisang: oh my god, you're a hoe

Jin Guangyao: how does it make me a -

Wait are we talking about people we have slept with?

Nie huaisang: yeah

Jin Guangyao: oh well I have never done that yet

Nie huaisang: then why have you say 30 ?

Jin Guangyao:

* pre qin su accident

Xue yang: he's a 10, but blind.

Yao: Xingchen? Uh 4.

Xue yang: uh why?! Are you blind too?!

Su she: 4.

Xue yang: can you stop being a Jiggy leech

Yao: he's a 10 and a part of the Lan sect.

Su she: I was part of the Lan sect!

Yao: he IS a part of the Lan sect.

Su she: -1.

Xue yang: which Lan?

Yao: *hitting him with a cushion*

Yao: obviously er ge 🙂.

Xue yang: 7.

Su she: he's a 10, but is short, so he got to wear a hat.

Yao: *rolls eyes*

Xue yang: 10.

Yao: he's an 8, but we're "divorced"

Su she: 3 for purple grape boi.

Xue yang: 6 cuz he has a whip.

Xue yang: he's a 9.5, has a mustache, really really meaty. And got a saber.

Yao: xue yang. Leave dage alone. And he's a 10.

Xue yang: you and your medium rare dage.

Su she: 6. I'm only a Yao simp.

Xue yang: *dies*

Yao: 👀

@xianyao-villainousquartet I'm just tagging you because I hardly get any likes from anyone else. And you seem chill about these characters.

I think Lan Xichen was safe to Jin Guangyao in a way that nobody else was. Even though he had to hide things from Lan Xichen, he could let his guard down around him because he trusted that Lan Xichen would never hurt him. He didn’t have to worry about being attacked, physically or verbally, with Lan Xichen. Not just because Lan Xichen would never do that but also because he would protect Jin Guangyao from outside threats. I think that being around Lan Xichen was probably where Jin Guangyao felt safest.

It makes it all the more tragic that Lan Xichen is the one to kill him. But maybe it was a comfort that Lan Xichen had to be tricked to even contemplate hurting Jin Guangyao, that Lan Xichen was willing to stay with him because he never wanted to hurt Jin Guangyao. Maybe, if it had to be anyone, Jin Guangyao preferred dying by Lan Xichen’s hand.

Dragon Xichen and his A-Yao 💛

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