Meng Yao Striving // Stained // Weighed Down (sparks Amidst Snow)

so yeah, upon further consideration, my Type of favorite character is 100% “person with a horribly misplaced sense of duty that ruins their life and ultimately kills them”

Can't agree more

Wei Wuxian: Me and Lan Zhan are dating

Lan Xichen: We have known for ages

Wei Wuxian: ? We started dating 2 days ago

Jin Guangyao: tf were you doing before that

That's so noe

Xue yang: he's a 10, but blind.

Yao: Xingchen? Uh 4.

Xue yang: uh why?! Are you blind too?!

Su she: 4.

Xue yang: can you stop being a Jiggy leech

Yao: he's a 10 and a part of the Lan sect.

Su she: I was part of the Lan sect!

Yao: he IS a part of the Lan sect.

Su she: -1.

Xue yang: which Lan?

Yao: *hitting him with a cushion*

Yao: obviously er ge 🙂.

Xue yang: 7.

Su she: he's a 10, but is short, so he got to wear a hat.

Yao: *rolls eyes*

Xue yang: 10.

Yao: he's an 8, but we're "divorced"

Su she: 3 for purple grape boi.

Xue yang: 6 cuz he has a whip.

Xue yang: he's a 9.5, has a mustache, really really meaty. And got a saber.

Yao: xue yang. Leave dage alone. And he's a 10.

Xue yang: you and your medium rare dage.

Su she: 6. I'm only a Yao simp.

Xue yang: *dies*

Yao: 👀

@xianyao-villainousquartet I'm just tagging you because I hardly get any likes from anyone else. And you seem chill about these characters.

JC: You bring dishonor to the family.

WY: Well at least I'm bringing something.

Akutagawa: you have disappointed me.

Atsushi: like how you’ve disappointed Dazai?

Akutagawa: *heavy breathing*

Atsushi: OKAY I’M SORRY-

Xicheng

you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks

Clan Leader Lan, you met Lianfang-zun when you were young too, didn’t you?

*Sad XiYao Cosplay video captioned "Lans love only once"*

Commenter: "Nooo, he has to love twice!"

Reply: "I agree! After all, he has two hands for two sworn brothers! I do feel like post-canon romance with other characters cheapens the whole thing."

Commenter: "Jiang Cheng exists and is single!"

Dear God, free me from X!ch€ng

Kind of obsessed with takes abt Jin Guangyao's manipulativeness (which I'm not even refuting! He is manipulative!) that also refuse to take into consideration the context in which his manipulation exists, which proceeds to net you awesome takes about who in 3zun was The Abuser and people showing up to the comments sections of good postcanon Xiyao reconciliation fic to passive aggressively talk about how it's sad that Lan Xichen is getting manipulated back into a toxic relationship