Yeah But They Kick My Ass And It Really Hurts!! :((

I am now out of the time out box!!

What

The FUCK!!

There are no naming laws in Kentucky!!

Hey I post more over at @bungosaur !! Feel free to join me there!!

Gaud is a homophobe confirmed!!

I don't think it's a coincidence that "God" and "gaud" rhyme

actually they’re homophones

Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!

He said no pickles!!

He said no pickles.

My dad got mad at me for going on the trampoline during a thunderstorm and saying I could kill god!!

Okay but the Minecraft cookie recipe sounds so gross!! It’s literally just wheat and cocoa beans!! No eggs, no sugar!! Just fuckin raw ass wheat and some cocoa beans!! Ew!!

Okay but the Minecraft cookie recipe sounds so gross. It’s literally just wheat and cocoa beans. No eggs, no sugar. Just fuckin raw ass wheat and some cocoa beans. Ew...

Thinking about that language only two people know but they won’t talk to each other because they hate each other!!