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Hey I post more over at @bungosaur !! Feel free to join me there!!

Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!

Hell yeah it’s fuckin earth day!! Best holiday of the year!!

Garfield!!

Excitedness!!

I genuinely have zero friends!! This is what happens when you close yourself off, I guess!!

I can never portray the proper emotion with exclamation points!! This is why I shall create a normal blog where I can end sentences as I please!! I shall return only on occasions, when I feel happy and can bring justice to exclamation points!! The exclamation point is very hard to master, and I should not have attempted using two every sentence!! If you think you can continue the legacy, I encourage you to make your own blog!! I shall end this by saying I remembered I have no followers!!

Fuck!! I miscounted the amount of exclamation points!!

tumblr mobile stop asking if i want notifications when people post. whenever my mutuals make posts they text me personally to tell me about the post and then we kiss

Get your own shtick!!

tumblr mobile stop asking if i want notifications when people post. whenever my mutuals make posts they text me personally to tell me about the post and then we kiss

So be it!!

Damn and hell are the only swears in 2025

What about Thor?!!

Characters who could lift Thor’s hammer:

•Kronk

•Sentient pizza planet truck from cars

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NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUTTA THIS

Yeah but they kick my ass and it really hurts!! :((

Til bisexual trans people kick ass

Gaud is a homophobe confirmed!!

I don't think it's a coincidence that "God" and "gaud" rhyme

actually they’re homophones

What

The FUCK!!

I am now out of the time out box!!

I’m in the market for a pet bear!! I haven’t found any yet, but I will keep looking!!

How the fuck are the teenage mutant ninja turtles still teenage!!

I feel like if more people say eureka, 2020 would improve!!

I’m always ready to stargaze!!

Doesn’t even rhyme!!

walking around your village and spotting some trouble makers shooting your friends

Finally, something to do in a lucid dream!!

Had an amazing dream about Heelying around in a Target. It was exhilarating

I should probably stop talking to inanimate objects!!

The masses have overlooked (or should I say olivelooked) this post!!

Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!

The ice cream trucks are still doing business y’all!! I heard one this morning!!

We forgot about the ice cream trucks!! I’m worried about the ice cream trucks!!

They should probably wash their hands!!

You have the ability to literally see ‘blood on peoples’ hands’ if they’ve killed someone before. The amount of blood you see corresponds to how many people a person’s killed. Most people have clean hands, while a hitman or soldier may have a stained hand or drippy fingers. You’re moving in with a new roommate, who you’ve heard is a doll. You open the door and see them for the first time, to find that they are up to their elbows in blood.

I can tell if you use the wrong there/their/they’re in a verbal conversation!! I am working on your/you’re!!

I see you have cleverly avoided the question!!

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

What the actual fuck dude!!

everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.