I Genuinely Have Zero Friends!! This Is What Happens When You Close Yourself Off, I Guess!!

The masses have overlooked (or should I say olivelooked) this post!!

Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!

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NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

NATIVE AMERICANS ARE GOING MISSING

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUTTA THIS

The ice cream trucks are still doing business y’all!! I heard one this morning!!

We forgot about the ice cream trucks!! I’m worried about the ice cream trucks!!

People with adhd when they see a long post be like I’m too weak!! Go on without me!!

How the fuck did they film the bee movie!!

Get your own shtick!!

tumblr mobile stop asking if i want notifications when people post. whenever my mutuals make posts they text me personally to tell me about the post and then we kiss

I can tell if you use the wrong there/their/they’re in a verbal conversation!! I am working on your/you’re!!

I feel like if more people say eureka, 2020 would improve!!

My dad got mad at me for going on the trampoline during a thunderstorm and saying I could kill god!!

How the fuck are the teenage mutant ninja turtles still teenage!!