People with adhd when they see a long post be like I’m too weak!! Go on without me!!
Thinking about that language only two people know but they won’t talk to each other because they hate each other!!
They should probably wash their hands!!
You have the ability to literally see ‘blood on peoples’ hands’ if they’ve killed someone before. The amount of blood you see corresponds to how many people a person’s killed. Most people have clean hands, while a hitman or soldier may have a stained hand or drippy fingers. You’re moving in with a new roommate, who you’ve heard is a doll. You open the door and see them for the first time, to find that they are up to their elbows in blood.
We forgot about the ice cream trucks!! I’m worried about the ice cream trucks!!
How the fuck did they film the bee movie!!
The masses have overlooked (or should I say olivelooked) this post!!
Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!
Excitedness!!
I’m always ready to stargaze!!
Yeah but they kick my ass and it really hurts!! :((
Til bisexual trans people kick ass
Hey I post more over at @bungosaur !! Feel free to join me there!!
I want y’all to know stress is not a good thing!!
Every sentence ends with two exclamation points!!
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