They should probably wash their hands!!
You have the ability to literally see ‘blood on peoples’ hands’ if they’ve killed someone before. The amount of blood you see corresponds to how many people a person’s killed. Most people have clean hands, while a hitman or soldier may have a stained hand or drippy fingers. You’re moving in with a new roommate, who you’ve heard is a doll. You open the door and see them for the first time, to find that they are up to their elbows in blood.
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He said no pickles!!
He said no pickles.
I see you have cleverly avoided the question!!
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
If I was a cop I would simply not be racist and kill black people!! Rip to others but I’m different!!
Okay but the Minecraft cookie recipe sounds so gross!! It’s literally just wheat and cocoa beans!! No eggs, no sugar!! Just fuckin raw ass wheat and some cocoa beans!! Ew!!
Okay but the Minecraft cookie recipe sounds so gross. It’s literally just wheat and cocoa beans. No eggs, no sugar. Just fuckin raw ass wheat and some cocoa beans. Ew...
What
The FUCK!!
I’m always ready to stargaze!!
It’ll all be over soon!!
JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!
I should probably stop talking to inanimate objects!!
Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!
Every sentence ends with two exclamation points!!
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