I Should Probably Stop Talking To Inanimate Objects!!

I should probably stop talking to inanimate objects!!

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He said no pickles!!

He said no pickles.

Finally, something to do in a lucid dream!!

Had an amazing dream about Heelying around in a Target. It was exhilarating

What

What

The FUCK!!

I can never portray the proper emotion with exclamation points!! This is why I shall create a normal blog where I can end sentences as I please!! I shall return only on occasions, when I feel happy and can bring justice to exclamation points!! The exclamation point is very hard to master, and I should not have attempted using two every sentence!! If you think you can continue the legacy, I encourage you to make your own blog!! I shall end this by saying I remembered I have no followers!!

I genuinely have zero friends!! This is what happens when you close yourself off, I guess!!

Hell yeah it’s fuckin earth day!! Best holiday of the year!!

How the fuck are the teenage mutant ninja turtles still teenage!!

You know how we all just started hating the ice age baby? Let’s do that with the Cheerios bee!! High pitched voice ass!!

Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!

Gaud is a homophobe confirmed!!

I don't think it's a coincidence that "God" and "gaud" rhyme

actually they’re homophones

two-exclamation-points - Swag Master General!!
Swag Master General!!

Every sentence ends with two exclamation points!!

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