Excitedness!!

Finally, something to do in a lucid dream!!

Had an amazing dream about Heelying around in a Target. It was exhilarating

I should probably stop talking to inanimate objects!!

I am now out of the time out box!!

I see you have cleverly avoided the question!!

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

He said no pickles!!

He said no pickles.

Waiting for brownies to cool is impossible!! Anyways where do I fix the roof of my mouth!!

What the actual fuck dude!!

everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.

They should probably wash their hands!!

You have the ability to literally see ‘blood on peoples’ hands’ if they’ve killed someone before. The amount of blood you see corresponds to how many people a person’s killed. Most people have clean hands, while a hitman or soldier may have a stained hand or drippy fingers. You’re moving in with a new roommate, who you’ve heard is a doll. You open the door and see them for the first time, to find that they are up to their elbows in blood.

Hey I post more over at @bungosaur !! Feel free to join me there!!

Okay but the Minecraft cookie recipe sounds so gross!! It’s literally just wheat and cocoa beans!! No eggs, no sugar!! Just fuckin raw ass wheat and some cocoa beans!! Ew!!

Okay but the Minecraft cookie recipe sounds so gross. It’s literally just wheat and cocoa beans. No eggs, no sugar. Just fuckin raw ass wheat and some cocoa beans. Ew...