What The Actual Fuck Dude!!

How the fuck did they film the bee movie!!

Fuck!! I miscounted the amount of exclamation points!!

tumblr mobile stop asking if i want notifications when people post. whenever my mutuals make posts they text me personally to tell me about the post and then we kiss

People with adhd when they see a long post be like I’m too weak!! Go on without me!!

The masses have overlooked (or should I say olivelooked) this post!!

Olive puns are where it’s at!! Some might say olive for them!!

They should probably wash their hands!!

You have the ability to literally see ‘blood on peoples’ hands’ if they’ve killed someone before. The amount of blood you see corresponds to how many people a person’s killed. Most people have clean hands, while a hitman or soldier may have a stained hand or drippy fingers. You’re moving in with a new roommate, who you’ve heard is a doll. You open the door and see them for the first time, to find that they are up to their elbows in blood.

I’m in the market for a pet bear!! I haven’t found any yet, but I will keep looking!!

If I was a cop I would simply not be racist and kill black people!! Rip to others but I’m different!!

It’ll all be over soon!!

JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!

I’m always ready to stargaze!!

We forgot about the ice cream trucks!! I’m worried about the ice cream trucks!!