Tyleno1

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

guys dont ask me why but doesnt pink give you such she/her vibes... omg and blue is SO he/him... not sure why but it just makes sense ❤

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses

me waking up with a new chronic illness symptom that i haven’t experienced before:

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men