I Cannot Work A Job I Don't Have Time. Every Day I Need To Sleep 24593280 Hours

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

I fucking hate my dad.

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

btw *dies from lack of being kissed*, if you even care

Why don't girls like history? No no, I mean like, watching YouTube videos about the Wehrmacht, not actually studying history, that's stupid and is for girls.

“Broken arm, huh? Have you tried eating more celery?”

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this is so fucking cool