someone wearing a red shirt: btw im wearing a blue shirt
bozo on twitter: looking to learn and be educated here. sorry if i sound like hitler, but, how can your shirt be blue, when it's red?
red shirt guy: well u see, not all blue shirts are blue. sometimes they can be red. but that makes them no less blue. there's a little bit of every color in every part of the color spectrum, and an amount of blue dye was used in the production of this shirt
twitter guy: wow! that's so amazing. thank you for teaching me
wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now
i will not allow obsession to alter the way i behave [<- lying]
Faye Wong perfoms in Hong Kong (1994)
People only care that you are sick as long as you are going to get better. Once they find out it is a forever thing, their sympathy suddenly has an expiration date.
"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever
My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.