Alastor X St. Peter

Villain!Mumbo

Dr. K. Chrysalis-

A genius scientist turned villain after having invented 'End-Crystals'. Once only known by colleagues for his fancy attire and mustache, he is now feared by the general puplic because of attacks on big companies (who are also harmfull to the enviroment).

The eco-terrorist has hardly been on the scene for long, but the stress of leading a villainous life is already showing! Just look at those gray hairs!

Mumbo Jumbo:

Of course that's a name that exists. Yes, he does have an ID, he just left it at home. No, this definitely isn't a shapeshifted form, this is his real body, and he definitely does not show gray hairs when he's too exausted to hold this form properly!

'Jumbo Mumbo's' was the sort of run down technology store that had opened when computers were still new but had somehow not gone out of business. Except, it wasn't. It had opened a year or so ago and seemingly had the highest quality tech you could immagine. The owner wasn't all technoly nerd but also a big recycling advocator, meaning you could get your old stuff up and running again there for less than buying a whole new thing.

Eating is honestly so disgusting.

FIC RECs!

Please!

Does anyone know of any evil! Alfred fanfics?

Or anything about him being Batman instead of Bruce?

I've searched, and I don't know if it's because of my own incompetence or if it just doesn't exist, but I've found nothing.

Intro page on Mumbo Jumbo for the silly little Superhero au

He is just a guy who gets rescued by Hotguy and Cuteguy 50 times a month and is on Tired

It also could be called radiogate.

Alastor x st. Peter

They're both in my top three characters, so I smushed them together.

But Alastor's aroace- I'm convinced Peter was in a qpr with Jesus and all the other apostles (why else would Judas kiss Jesus?). Second, he's in heaven, I feel like there would be a lot of queer platonic relationships there.

We all remember the line in "welcome to heaven" where st. Peter sings about everyone in heaven being hot, and guessing by his "moan" he liked that. We know Alastor definitely has something going for him. So yeah.

Now, where or when does this happen?

There are two options here:

Alastor gets redeemed - far into the future, really soft and fluffy

Peter falls - he and Emily and others get struck down by Sera becouse they want to show Sir Pentious around heaven/ want to support Charlie in redemption or something. This is far more angsty, Peter probably lost his wings, and the relationship started out really manipulative on alastors end and also canibally. I don't know how it would move past that, but Peter pulled fucking god, he must have some good qualities.

The ship could get called "gatekeep". Alastor has massive GatkeepGaslightGirlboss vibes and st. Peter keeps the gate to heaven, so...

This is my first post for this fandom and it's a 3am thought, great.

Also I have something else:

Thanks T-T

I found some more ships with saint peter in them.

I drew all of them on the same paper so i can save some space in my camera roll (the last one is on the back).

Here's the picture:

Now, my opinions-

1. Saint peter x molly-

It's a cute ship, but we all know he wants a man.

2. Saint peter x sir pentious-

They're both goofy and polite gentlemen. They could talk to each other for hours. But peter might be scared to talk to him. Pentious is quite literally the embodiment of sin (him being a snake🐍🐍🐍). But it could work out in a way...idk how tho-

3. Saint peter x alastor...-

Oh- holy hell- who- Who thought of this?! That radio demon and a twinkie?!?!!? Alastor can trick him into making a deal with him and own his soul-........NO!!!

4. Saint peter x angel dust

Surprisingly, this ship is on the fandom ship wiki.

I have......mixed feelings for this one. It looks cute. Peter could be Angel's guide to better himself. Huskerdust exists, though- I like huskerdust better than this.

5. Saint peter x azrael

@maybethegrimreaper and @heavens-gatekeeper, this is cute🥺😭❤️!!!!! I just imagine Azrael, my interpretation of him in the picture, being tired a lot but has enough energy to spend time with Peter by the gate (or take him out for a date❤️). Y'ALL BETTER MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLZZZZZ🙏🙏🙏🫵🥺

And lastly.........oh god....

SAINT PETER X VAL-

OMG THANK YOU, AZRAEL!!!!!

Japan : Sir, there was an attack on the eastern front."

Germany : "Defend the border and restore everything after we won the battle."

Italy : "Doitsu, Doitsu! France is invaiding! Help!"

Germany : "Don't worry, we'll launch a counterattack. Tell your troops to prepare for a relocation in case of 5606."

All the other countries on R/place : "You're taking this entirely too seriously."

What LGBTQA+ are you?

Allan: Yes.

I want a Hermitcraft Spiderman au,

Purely for the joke of Mumbo Jumbo being MJ.