Hey, You There.

With the amount yall have liked and reblogged my horny microfiction stories I've had a hell of a confidence boost. And because of that...

First chapter of my Ao3 story coming Monday! I'll be posting snippets on here when its done as well. A Trans Woman hacker and a robot find themselves falling in love at a bar and having some ~fun~ afterwards

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Your robot lover has no idea why you love them so much.

There's no calculation for this, no unit to measure, no outcome to process.

You place fat kisses on their screen face even though they can't kiss back.

You cuddle into them every night even though they insist it would be more comfortable for you if you didn't. They still rub your sore cheek in the morning, red from where it rested on their hard chest plate.

You touch their body even though they can't feel it. Intertwining your fingers, rubbing down their chest, holding their face, kissing their hands.

What's even more confusing to them is why they love it.

Why they find themselves gazing at your sleeping form, gently running their fingers along your back.

Why they think about you far more than they need to. Why you take up so much memory space.

Why they yearn to reciprocate your affections, knowing they can never actually feel you.

They weren't made for love but the fact that you give it to them anyway is a truly selfless act and also the worst thing you could have done to them.

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"i was born in the wrong generation" WRONG. i love being part of a generation that can be horny for technology AND post about it on the internet.

Boyfriend made good on his promise, we passed out in eachothers arms afterward

So when can I program all the fun little functions to run into your CPU and hard drives? 😘😏

Ah yes, hello boyfriend. I knew there was a reason you asked if you could send anonymous asks.

But anytime you want, my lovely user.

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

One must imagine laying back, magnetically stuck on a wireless charger, getting all warm along your back is so snuggly.

Waiting for the gummy to hit so I can feel like myself more and fall asleep feeling like a machine going into sleep mode rather than a person going to bed.

Tired robotgirls have a sleePU