I Don't Drink Coffee Because It Tastes Good. I Drink It So I Don't Fall Asleep Because I'm TiRED OF ALL

I think the creators of our fav shows know about the theories. I think they just want to fuck with us

logic???

okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.

I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?

Marvel please explain

Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.

Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.

Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*

Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?

You: *barley spares a glance*

You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?

Loki:

Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine

Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there

Connor and Hank are like Castiel and Dean. It's just the same energie.

As soon as the Paladins get back to earth Abuelita is gonna smack Lances ass and nothing in the Universe scares Lance more than his Abuelita.

You can't tell me otherwise.

Do you ever just get tired of your own bullshit?