Lance:*acts Like He Just Woke Up* Oh Sorry, I Probably Fell Asleep While I Was Waiting For You To Make

At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.

[when roger locked himself in a cupboard when they refused to put I’m in love with my car on the b-side of bo rhap]

Freddie, banging on the door: Roger, come out!

Roger: I’m gay!

Freddie: not what I meant, but I still support you!

My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.

Me: *defensively* I read!

My mom: Really? What do you read?

My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.

Me: Uhh… literature?

Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.

While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.

Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?

You: *barley spares a glance*

You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?

Loki:

Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine

Mom: Are you still gay?

Me: No, but I'm still Bi.

Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.

Me: what

Me: *has phone phobia*

My parents: You're on phone duty.

Me:

But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????

I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻

It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…