So My Dad Was In My Room And Forgot To Close The Door, As Always, And I Wanted To Close It But The Ghost

Dear Russo Brothers

THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER

GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

logic???

okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.

I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?

Marvel please explain

It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…

At the end of Sherlock season 4 when Mary said "My Bakerstreet boys." somewhere in the back of my head I was playing the Backstreet Boys.

Me: *has phone phobia*

My parents: You're on phone duty.

Me:

But how did the Grandmaster and Loki get so close in the first place? Did Loki just fall into the Grandmasters' bedroom and the grandmaster is like "Well hello beautiful" and Loki is like "~Ohh, Daddy~" ????

As soon as the Paladins get back to earth Abuelita is gonna smack Lances ass and nothing in the Universe scares Lance more than his Abuelita.

You can't tell me otherwise.

Peter: Hi

[Everyone’s ready to attack him]

Peter: Whoa, whoa, guys I’m a hero too!

Quill: What kind of hero are you?

Thor: Do you have a magic hammer?

Peter: No

Strange: Magic hands?

Peter: No

Captain America: Are you a world war 2 veteran that got genetic modified?

Peter: No

Bucky: Do you have a metal arm?

Peter: No

Loki: a god?

Peter: No

Tony: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Peter: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Sitting while another person is in the room with me is so awkward, like what do I do? Do I stand up? Do I get something to drink? Do I drink? Do I walk somewhere? Do I look at that picture? Do I start a conversation? Am I awkward? Literally all I do and wanna do is sit there