Crashing Your Car Only Hurts If You Have A Heavy Karmic Debt

this image would be more accurate if there were goofy little sleeves and a big ol neck hole but thats how it felt

Did that thing where you cut a hole in the dick portion of some boxer briefs to make a fucked up sports bra. Felt kinda foolish but also a lil cute tho...

they call it watersports bc when a girl holds her mouth open for ur stream despite how obviously gross she finds it you have to admire water sport she's being about it

call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off

I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.

im gonna make statements. tired of all the clever people. sometimes you just need to be boring for a time. real ones know..

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life

need to give up on my dreams and spec into being cute girl