When you are an introvert and the gods curse you with an extroverted child
posting all my relatively old art to tumblr now. these two are telepathic and share one braincell
gil loves to dance, matthew, not so much
this is part of my headcanon of the timeline of their relationship, i’ll post it someday…
anyways here are beauty tips from a 2,000 year old Mediterranean funerary moasic:
rosewater on your face and neck each night
hair left in an up-do with only a slight face framing piece in a gentle curl
earth tone eyeshadow and kohl black eye liner to look sultry even in death
staining your lips a tender red with pomegranate seeds or kisses from a cherry
minimal gold embellishments and a sip or two of red wine to darken your cheeks when you smile in the dreamlike haze caused by Dionysus
Switzerland and Liechtenstein in Hetalia World ☆ Stars!
[2024 Eurovision] Switzerland: I did something queer and dramatic with high notes. Austria: *glares* Switzerland: …Do you have a problem? Austria: No. [2025 Eurovision] Switzerland: Austria: Switzerland: You literally copied my entire Eurovision vibe. Austria: I improved it. Liechtenstein: God, I wish I could sing sapphic love too. Hungary: I’m begging you two to just kiss already. Italy: 🇪🇺✨
me, in the corner, clutching my Edelweiss ship like a rosary: ✨ the hills are alive with the sound of homosexual yearning ✨
America: Scotland! Hey dude, I just wanted to get your permission for me to marry England?
Scotland: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you asked me, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.