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Aph Canada: England... I'm bisexual
Aph England: I'll love and accept you no matter what
Aph Canada: I'm also bilingual
Aph England: HOW DARE YOU
Pirate England: I’ll steal everything you have.
Pirate Spain, thinking: You won’t steal my heart.
Pirate England: You look stunning by the way.
Pirate Spain, under his breath: Fuck.
America: Scotland! Hey dude, I just wanted to get your permission for me to marry England?
Scotland: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you asked me, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.