I'm On My Journey Of "finding My Artstyle" Again.

find a man who cherishes you enough to cut off the dick of the man who has scorned you in order to use it to tenderly make love to you after proposing with a peach ring so that you do not have to die a virgin and can instead live on forever with him while he regularly brings flowers to your gravesite and tends to your undead body's electrocution wounds as he reads percy bysshe shelley's poetry to you. do NOT settle for less.

there’s literally nothing more fun than being kind????? like? making someone feel loved and appreciated and seeing them smile and hearing them giggle?? sign me the fuck up

There isn’t enough tongue fuck content out there. Where are the monsters that breed you with their mouths covering your crotch! Where are the monsters that spread you open on their tongues while you grind back against them! Where are the humans that taste too good to fuck, that will stay right where they are as their monster takes in their taste for as long as the like.

this might be a hot take but i don't think character development should be locked behind romances in video games

🦅Being Shiratorizawa's Manager 🦅

Shiratorizawa x Female Manager

What would it be like managing a bunch of grumpy, stoic birdies?

Warnings: Oikawa None

A/N: Third installment of the Manager's Series! I'm having so much fun with these!

Oof

Big OOF

ok first off, you needed a club for school

Let's just say it was a requirement so you had to find something

All your friends were managing teams so you thought you'd try

For some reason, no one wanted to manage the men's volleyball team 👀

Gee I wonder why 🙃

Immediately upon entering the court, the stares almost break you

These boys (besides Tendo) all have killed rbf

See gif for proof

It feels like a million daggers on you

The younger coach greets you kindly and you hand him your application

He's shocked

He asked you if you are sure??

You nod 😊

Are you absolutely positive? 👀

You nod again 😗

You are absolutely 100% positive you want this YN?

OMG YES 😳

your trial starts

Tendo is immediately attracted to you

Not even in a romance way necessarily but just because he's curious about the girl who thinks she can handle THE Shiratorizawa

You simply smile as you go about your tasks

The boys 👉🏻 amazed

You handle everything with class and grace

The coach asks you to set up the nets before hand... you not only set up the nets but you make sure all the volleyball are filled and ready

The boys need water... you did that 10 minutes ago and even prepared snacks for a nutritional boost

Semi LOVES you because of how prepared and responsible you are

Reon and Yamagata respect how adapt you are at caring for the team

Tendo simply adores you

You two become best friends 🤚🏻

Shirabu and Kawanishi don't really say much to you

Shirabu occasionally asks you to toss for his sets which you kindly do

Kawanishi likes how prepared you are, ready with his water bottle after a long hard practice

Goshiki 😌

The precious first year bby has the biggest crush on you

He is always asking for your help during practice

Adores you so much when you praise him

The team gets jealous when you cheer for Goshiki

Of course they will never admit to it

But you know 😏

You cheer for all of them

Queue the blushy bois ☺

Hugs and high fives are their favorite

Tendo will carry you around

It can't be avoided

Now for the great stoic Ushiwaka

Everyone is nervous for your interaction 👀

You both seem to tip toe around each other for a good month before you finally have an interaction

You hand papers to Ushiwaka showing stats for the team

Ushiwaka says "thank you YN" with a small smile (like the one from Season 4, you know one 😊) and walks away

The team 👉🏻🤯🤯🤯

Ushiwaka respects you as a valuable part of the team

He even sits with you on the team bus 🤚🏻

Completely unprompted, man's asks you if he can sit with you

Of course you say yes

The team doesn't know how to react 😳

They simply stare 👁👄👁

Tendo loves you even more

When you arrive at the tournament, you help the team unpack the bus

The team parades into the gym all stoic like 🚶‍♂️😤

Then you come in like 🤪🤸‍♀️

Adorable 🤩

Lucky for you (unlucky for Shiratorizawa) they just so happen to be playing against THE Oikawa

You were well aware of Seijoh and Oikawa

You knew Oikawa was a known flirt and you were prepared

You took your job very serious and now was not the time to flirt

No matter how cute you thought the Seijoh team was

Iwaizumi, Iwaizumi mainly

You set up the bench while the boys participate in spiking practice

Oikawa spots you 👀 👉🏻😏

Strides over to you

"Well hello there and who might you be?"

Shiratorizawa sees this and runs 🏃🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♂️🏃 to your side asap

Ushiwaka is first to arrive 🤚🏻

Stands in front of you like 🧍‍♂️😑

Honestly everyone is shocked

Oikawa 👉🏻 shocked

Shiratorizawa 👉🏻 mind blown

Seijoh 👉🏻 panicked

You 👉🏻🧎‍♀️🍿

"If you want to talk to our manager, you should have come to Shiratorizawa"

Oikawa 👉🏻 dead 💀

Tendo cant stop laughing

Semi and Reon are just staring 😲

Iwaizumi is off to collect Oikawa and apologize

You just stand there like 🤨 wtf just happened

Ushiwaka doesn't say anything to you

His spikes almost killed Oikawa

Shiratorizawa wins in straight sets

Hugs, more hugs and high fives all around

Even for Ushiwaka who picks you up in an embrace

You've bonded 🥰

Goshiki tries to lift you up too

He wants to be the ace poor bby

He fails and you fall

Tendo laughs, you laugh, Shirabu glares at Goshiki

You return to the bus

Tendo tries to sit with you

Ushiwaka is having none of that

If tendo won't move he simply lifts you over the seat to sit next to him

"I- uh ok then" 🧎‍♀️

Tendo bugs you the whole drive back

You are tired from your long day

Ushiwaka rests your head on his shoulder as you sleep

The team coos are how adorable their manager is 🥰

hot girls r nice to other girls

Hello rue! Imagine the captain squad with a s/o who's a med student and needs a live person to remember all the muscles and vessels( like I've faced this because learning the names of nearly 680-690 muscles is not easy :( and its very difficult to do so without a person for a reference, atleast for me and my friends) and she decides to ask them for help, like just stand and let me observe the body and map 'em out ? hope the request is clear to understand? be safe -<3

hiii <3 anon! that’s really impressive of you!!! this got a liiiittle bit spicy and suggestive 😫 but hope you enjoy~

you use them to study for human anatomy ♡ 

→  DAICHI is so flustered that you’re touching him even though your intentions are completely pure. he’s rapidly turning red, and you might have to remind him to breathe. when you ask him if he’s okay, he clears his throat and lets out a shaky laugh and a nod.

→  OIKAWA pretends not to be affected, but it’s obvious that he is. he’s very ticklish and giggly for no apparent reason, and he might bat your hand away a few times. oikawa definitely winks at you during the process. on the inside, he’ll have to repeat in his head that you’re studying him for anatomy, nothing more.

→  KUROO tries to joke around to keep the mood light, but it feels like there’s something stuck in his throat when you touch his shoulder and neck, feeling around for the sternocleidomastoid muscle and telling him as you touch it. when you look back at his face, you’ll find that he’s staring intently at you.

→  BOKUTO will not stop flexing his muscles. it’s actually a little helpful to your observations, so you don’t mind, but you do notice that he’s very veiny. he finds out that day how much he loves seeing your hand on his arm. if he accidentally lets out a groan/moan, please ignore it for his sake.

→  USHIJIMA is as still as a stone. he’s practically a statue, but because he has muscles sculpted like marble, he makes a great anatomy study reference. he keeps on asking you if you’re done, not because he doesn’t like you touching him, but because he wants to do it to you, too.

→  TERUSHIMA will not stop making suggestive comments. at first, he’ll try his best to refrain from anything like that because he wants to be a good boyfriend and put your studies first. his willpower snaps eventually, and he might insist on teaching a different kind of anatomy.

→  FUTAKUCHI keeps on trying to give you the answers even though you definitely know more than he does. he’ll point at his arm and say that it’s his femur. ridiculous, but he likes seeing you roll your eyes and laugh at him, and he’s trying to joke around to keep his mind off of your hand on his abs.

→  KITA is very accommodating to you. he’ll even offer to have another session with you since he enjoys helping you out. it’s true that maybe his face and neck flush red and his body tenses when your fingers ghost over his back, but who’s to say for sure?

< find more on bokuto here + iwaizumi hcs here! >

I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb