Happy 2020. I Still Have Depression And Crippling Anxiety

Need to remember these

fuck it up buttercup 

I could pitch in for some games, but like plague inc. or last of us kinda stuff

This is soooooooo fuckin funny that it keeps happening

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

「＞　　貞子３D！！　　＜」 by ぴず | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

Welp, that is awesome

Sidenote I am a giant Overwatch Fan

well i just like the idea of Sombra and McCree being best buddies. Also yes Jesse’s asking for Hanzo’s number ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

concept: Faebook