WEAR A MASK (Be Our Guest Parody)

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

Bruh, that's some dedication

Do y'all wanna see a commission my cousin had me draw…

Really this shit have to work

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I could pitch in for some games, but like plague inc. or last of us kinda stuff

This is soooooooo fuckin funny that it keeps happening

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I too

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????