Jack: It's Not Even 7pm And It Feels Like Midnight.

the feminine urge to skip class

i don't need a driver's license i'm a city girl i go on the bus and pretend everyone is a little in love with me and then thank the driver while getting off like i'm a lady and it's my carriage. vroom vroom <3

NOT EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

i want all hijabi wlw/sapphics to know that i would die for them without hesitation

Holdup, can we talk about his nipple for a sec?

-t

Yes please🥺

those who don't know history are doomed to repeat foreign policy and military failures, commit atrocities, and leave untold horror in their wake

I have a lizard, except he’s not a lizard he’s a dog

-Edeze

*smiling and singing while waving a knife around* I’m definetly not giving this knife baack

-jack