"women are always likeβ"
"men are always likeβ"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
my girlfriend is the concept of things fitting perfectly in a little box. thats her. i love her. wow, that box was really made for these misc items. wow.
My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.
My cute little babies π₯Ί
today i realised i have an ugly ass soup strainer mustache and while facial hair growth is awesome! i do look like im on a watchlist
Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.
Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.
Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.
And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.
Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.
this tickles my brain soooo good
Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)
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