Smoking That Shit That Makes You Cry About The Horrors Of Car-centric Infrastructure

someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

"Lawrence it's the fucking Taliban" gives similar vibes to "Harold they're lesbians"

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

still not over how much I love this

chicago pope tweets

Imagine if your uncle insists on taking a family road trip to drop you off at uni (even though he hates the idea of you going) in his new BMW that his sketchy cousin got for him, which Immediately blows up because his cousin is an asshole and the explosion sends you back in time because of all the drugs your uncle had stashed the trunk. This is Nog’s life.

Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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