(Wearing Colored Contacts) #Lipsforlove

teddy bear // melanie martinez

Must. Stop. Adding. Ships

When your OTP comes to life

The day Septiplier becomes an actual thing, is the day I loose all control of my sanity

I owe you a YOOGE thanks.

You really did a number on that old loser.

Without you, I never could have gotten the nomination.

[…]

Aww, you’re feeling left out, aren’t you?

Well, that’s just perfect.

After all, I’ve only got 269 electoral college votes.

I still need one more…

I was about to swipe down, but the request was so polite that I couldn't not repost it

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Liberal Redneck: Nothing funny about the Orlando massacre

There’s no joke to be told here for Daily News Hillbilly-in-Chief Trae Crowder following the massacre in Orlando. In an impassioned and powerful appeal to stop the “archaic lunacy” of religious and gun fanaticism, Crowder breaks it down to its most granular level on whether you’re on the side of love or hate.

We’re falling in love with this guy!

Check out is facebook page too!

Same

i would have to leave the planet if someone opens it