Same

ITS SO ADORBS

How I would get arrested in Rio

[Warden]: so what is he here for [Officer]: He tied himself to a giant wooden fishing pole above the Olympic swimming pool and lowered himself down into the water [Warden]: He was trying to drown himself? [Officer]: see… That’s the thing. The judge asked him the same question and he um… (Distant coughing) [Officer]: well he was quoted as saying “I’m gonna keep flinging this bait TIL’ I catch me a man” [Warden]: (looks at me) [Me]: You gotta go above and below(get it, diving and stuff… No? Ok) when your trying to go for gold Hun

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

The universe itself was merrily his ocean.

Couldn't decide one which one on like 😅

TUMBLR IS FINALLY CLEAN

After 2 hours I finally cleaned my tumblr enough to be opened around a select amount of the public

KevEdd Coffee Shop AU

Edd’s the barista and Kevin’s the customer and omg somebody who’s not me needs to write this!

SO MANY OTPS

Dear Lord

I have discovered SEPTIPLIER

baby animals here

officialsalsa:

satan: hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? me: no returns satan: please it’s making me sad