SO MANY OTPS

Must. Stop. Adding. Ships

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Cannot take it.

Undertale - Frisk, a boy or a girl? Original work: i.imgur.com/4sGnhh9

How I would get arrested in Rio

[Warden]: so what is he here for [Officer]: He tied himself to a giant wooden fishing pole above the Olympic swimming pool and lowered himself down into the water [Warden]: He was trying to drown himself? [Officer]: see… That’s the thing. The judge asked him the same question and he um… (Distant coughing) [Officer]: well he was quoted as saying “I’m gonna keep flinging this bait TIL’ I catch me a man” [Warden]: (looks at me) [Me]: You gotta go above and below(get it, diving and stuff… No? Ok) when your trying to go for gold Hun

Pop artist as pokémon trainers part 2 

People Who Have Social Anxiety Disorder Are Terrified Of:

• Talking in front of people • Not knowing how to comfort people • Trying clothes on in a changing room • Answering the door • Talking on/answering the phone • People asking questions • Walking past people • Eye contact • Going into stores • Going outside the house • Busy crowds • Leaving voicemails • Being watched while doing something • Eating in front of people • Ordering food (anywhere) • Interviews • Being in the car • Making decisions • Personal space being violated • When strange people, or anyone you don’t like, are in/around the house • Being paranoid someone can hear me • Feeling self-conscious all the time • Crossing the street • Asking for help • Parties • Participating in class • Working with others • Restaurants • Competition • Voicing opinions • Sleeping with someone else/in someone else’s bed • Being touched • Being touched sexually • Holidays • Being seen naked • Hearing people laugh nearby • Public bathrooms/shy bladder • Starting/keeping a conversation • Feeling like people hate me • Always preparing what to say 100x • Being touched/hugged by people I’m not comfortable with • Feeling like people judge what I say • Not being able to get over embarrassing/stupid things I’ve done/said • Saying “no” • Being a pushover • Rejection • Coming on too strong • Seeing people I know in public • Making new friends • Being embarrassed • Being the center of attention • Working in groups • Being late • Being stared at • Being introduced • Worrying about people liking me • Being criticized • Meeting people in authority

Same

i would have to leave the planet if someone opens it