All Hail Lord Darcy 🛐🛐🛐

Me and @froggythesculptor came up with YET ANOTHER Darcy AU lmao. This one happens after the 10 year timeskip when Sasha, Anne, and Marcy manage to get a portal working. Marcy ends up getting re-possessed by The Core (ofc it’s still alive. It’s a cockroach, duh) except it now only consists of the non-royal members. We have more info but I don’t wanna elaborate too much right now since I might end up writing a fic for this lol.

Anyways, here’s a script scene thing I wrote :P

*Inside an FBI outpost or whatever near L.A. at 4am*

Darcy: *attempts to get the portal to start up by trying different commands on the computer next to it*

*The door busts open and Darcy raises their head to see Anne and Sasha enter, each holding up some sci-fi looking gun that they probably stole from the federal government on their way to the portal room*

Anne: You won’t be conquering anything on our watch, cockroach.

Sasha: I suggest you put your rental hands up if you don’t want us to kill you again.

Darcy: *smirks at them then casually focuses back on the computer and continues typing, clearly not intimidated in the slightest* Ah, there you are, girls! And you arrived *glances at the time in the corner of the screen* 7 minutes quicker than we calculated, well done! However, you still manage to disappoint us. We already told you that we rid ourselves of the Leviathan dynasty, yet you still believe we have the same insipid goals.

Sasha: Are you saying you… don’t care about the whole multiversal domination thing you were going for last time?

Darcy: *scoffs* Of course not. Not only is it impossible to control an infinite number of worlds, but the aim is also remarkably basic. As to be expected from a line of narcissistic tyrants who share a personality, we suppose.

Anne: Oh. *lowers her gun a bit* Then what’re you doing?

Darcy: Just checking how you humans cracked making portals without the gems. We don’t exactly have the resources to figure it out ourselves anymore since you three *makes a circular gesture with their finger to include their host* somehow DRAINED the most powerful objects in the multiverse.

Sasha: But why would you need portals if you’re not going to other worlds?

Darcy: *laughs* Oh, blondie, we never said anything about that! We may not be invading, but we do still have a mission.

Sasha: Which is…?

Darcy: *sighs* Eh, why not. *finally looks up from the computer again and leans on the desk a bit with one hand* We intend to discover all that we can about as many dimensions as possible. Of course, following the same logic as earlier, it is quite impossible to learn EVERYTHING. But, even so, the idea is far more appealing than what those boorish overgrown salamanders had planned. Like, they’ve destroyed so many thrilling temples and puzzles along with countless fascinating species just for their ridiculous pursuit of power. What a waste.

Anne:

Sasha: Oh my god it’s a fucking nerd-

Marcy Screenshot Redraw

I wanted to draw some Marcy fluff so… YEET

This took quite a while since I put more time and effort into the sketch and lineart and I like how it turned out!! I miss her so much I just wanna see her happy again *sobs*

Reference

Amphibia as text posts pt2!!

These are the ones I made before s3b (and then forgot to post XD)

These are the ones I made today heh

Me and @froggythesculptor (plus another person on the server but I don’t think they have a Tumblr) just had a SCRUMPTIOUS session of brainstorming for the “Losing Marbles” finale!! I CANNOT WAIT to bring all this pain and angst to life then drink your tears :)

I have to finish ch6 first tho… I mean ch6 is really yummy stuff too but my brain has latched into ch7 HHHHHHHHH

I somehow forgot to post this here D:

I drew a meme/shitpost thing related to my Losing Marbles fic :P

Btw Anne’s not dead dw XD

Also I meant to draw Anne in the family guy death pose but kinda messed up cuz I couldn’t look up a reference since I was on a plane lmao

Shit

This would be such a nice little PMV to do

Fuck fuck fuck fuck-

ARMY DREAMERS IS SO BATFAM/ROBINS CODED!!!!

🎶 But he didn't have the money for a guitar (What could he do?) (Should have been a politician) But he never had a proper education (What could he do?) (Should have been a father) But he never even made it to his twenties🎶

WHAT A WASTE!!! ARMYYY DREAMERSSS

I love ALL OF THIS SO MUCH and I also wanna put this out there:

Lobe-finned mermaids

They can have scales, arms, gills, lungs, and even sorta-hair (barbels or cirri)!!!

It makes sense, to me, but they’d probably experience HELLA uncanny vally, since they must have killed off many species that were related to them. That’s what makes them sometimes choose violence against humans. They see arms and forward facing eyes and say “wtf is that. Kill it”.

I have SO many bullet points for this and will infodump if given the chance. Help

It makes more sense for most mermaids to be fat, considering the difference in temperature. Even in tropical waters you'd make the most of the temperature with lots of muscle for speed and movement.

In cooler waters though, keeping warm (see: seals, literally any whale) needs a lot of insulation (fat/blubber). Also when youre larger you have more neutral buoyancy. If you're a deeper water mermaid having a slower metabolism can increase age (see: greenland sharks), and you need fat storage because of sparse food sources.

In this essay I will....

Where is Losing Marbles? You’ve probably been asked this 40 billion times so sorry but I miss it a lot. Hope you’ve been well though

Chapter 7 IS coming, I swear BFHSMNSSN

Froggy’s been COOKING (she’s carrying the fic now tbh) and we’re really excited to share!! It’s just a long chapter (11k rn) and we’ve had Things going on (college and work respectively). Plus ADHD is wack and our brains have to be in a very Special mood to make any progress LMAO.

There’s also a lot of things we’re juggling in ch 7, so it’s taking a while to figure out how to get it across well XD.

And thank you!! I’m really glad that ppl are still thinking about our fic, even tho we’re bad at updating dhhsbsnsja

The text saying duration of the time skip was cut out in the final version, so it could’ve been many years. However there is this storyboard:

Btw they used “several months later” when 5 months had passed once (in True Colors), so I assume it’d be around that

Sprig is literally older than me now what the fuck