Me and @froggythesculptor came up with YET ANOTHER Darcy AU lmao. This one happens after the 10 year timeskip when Sasha, Anne, and Marcy manage to get a portal working. Marcy ends up getting re-possessed by The Core (ofc it’s still alive. It’s a cockroach, duh) except it now only consists of the non-royal members. We have more info but I don’t wanna elaborate too much right now since I might end up writing a fic for this lol.
Anyways, here’s a script scene thing I wrote :P
*Inside an FBI outpost or whatever near L.A. at 4am*
Darcy: *attempts to get the portal to start up by trying different commands on the computer next to it*
*The door busts open and Darcy raises their head to see Anne and Sasha enter, each holding up some sci-fi looking gun that they probably stole from the federal government on their way to the portal room*
Anne: You won’t be conquering anything on our watch, cockroach.
Sasha: I suggest you put your rental hands up if you don’t want us to kill you again.
Darcy: *smirks at them then casually focuses back on the computer and continues typing, clearly not intimidated in the slightest* Ah, there you are, girls! And you arrived *glances at the time in the corner of the screen* 7 minutes quicker than we calculated, well done! However, you still manage to disappoint us. We already told you that we rid ourselves of the Leviathan dynasty, yet you still believe we have the same insipid goals.
Sasha: Are you saying you… don’t care about the whole multiversal domination thing you were going for last time?
Darcy: *scoffs* Of course not. Not only is it impossible to control an infinite number of worlds, but the aim is also remarkably basic. As to be expected from a line of narcissistic tyrants who share a personality, we suppose.
Anne: Oh. *lowers her gun a bit* Then what’re you doing?
Darcy: Just checking how you humans cracked making portals without the gems. We don’t exactly have the resources to figure it out ourselves anymore since you three *makes a circular gesture with their finger to include their host* somehow DRAINED the most powerful objects in the multiverse.
Sasha: But why would you need portals if you’re not going to other worlds?
Darcy: *laughs* Oh, blondie, we never said anything about that! We may not be invading, but we do still have a mission.
Sasha: Which is…?
Darcy: *sighs* Eh, why not. *finally looks up from the computer again and leans on the desk a bit with one hand* We intend to discover all that we can about as many dimensions as possible. Of course, following the same logic as earlier, it is quite impossible to learn EVERYTHING. But, even so, the idea is far more appealing than what those boorish overgrown salamanders had planned. Like, they’ve destroyed so many thrilling temples and puzzles along with countless fascinating species just for their ridiculous pursuit of power. What a waste.
Anne:
Sasha: Oh my god it’s a fucking nerd-
Day 1: throne
For Darcy Week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram
I might’ve already used this in a YouTube video but shhhhh
Barrel: I lost Leif.
Andrias: How did you LOSE Leif?!
Barrel: To be fair, she is very small.
Andrias: Where is the fucking key?
Barrel: Andrias, Leif is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Andrias: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the FUCKING KEY?!
Leif: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Andrias: What’s updog?
Leif: Barrel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Leif: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Barrel: *crouches down*
Andrias: *sits on the floor*
Leif:
Leif: I hate both of you.
Leif: We need to open this locked door. Andrias, give me your royal credit card.
Andrias: Here.
Leif, pocketing it: Thanks. Barrel, break down the door.
But it’s all Marcy/Darcy and Sasha for some reason lmao
Finally made an oc! I’ve been working on her on and off for a while now so I’m really happy that she’s done :P
Her palisman is a dumbo octopus named Tala and she carved her herself when she lived with a family of wild witches. However, her adoptive family was petrified when she was 14 years old for practicing wild magic and refusing to join a coven. She lived as a bounty Hunter for a couple years but is now being taken care of by a couple of nice witches who enrolled her into Hexside.
Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)
how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!
I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:
Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH
Why hello there
Omfg lsncksnfjsk
And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.
This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD
Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?
Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?
Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?
Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…
Darcy:
The Golden Guard is probably a sore subject for a while, but I like to think that Hunter soon becomes the #1 slanderer of how much of a loser he was as Philip’s fav suck-up
I don’t draw anything for like a month or two and then when I finally do, it’s a shitpost hgbvhbnj
Inspiration under the cut:
Like…. is it just me or does the concept of crusader memes fit the Golden Guard more than it should?
You agreed.” Sasha muttered, shutting her eyes.
“You agreed to stay away, to stop doing this.”
“You should know better than to make deals with me, love.” Darcy's voice floated through Sasha ears, making it impossible to tell where they were really coming from. But the source of the voice didn’t really matter, because the girl wouldn’t look anyways.
“Open those pretty eyes for me, hm?”
Oops, I wrote a thing.
The gays are at it again I love it
I CAN’T I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH HELP
Rating: Gen, General Audiences
Part 5 of Camila is Hunter’s Mom Now
Hunter goes to a full human school for the first time. It goes about as well as you might expect.
Ao3
“Okay. You ready?”
Hunter nodded, tugging his hood up. “Ready.”
Luz held up a finger. “Remember! Teenagers are ruthless. They are the most dangerous creatures on the planet. If you show any weakness or fear, they will tear you apart.”
That, he could work with. “I can handle that—sounds just like the coven.”
Luz grabbed his face, staring him in the eye. “No! It is not like the coven! Teenagers are much, much, much worse than Kikimora. They will prey on all of your insecurities and ruin you. And you can’t win by being good at everything and becoming a teacher’s favorite. That will just make them hate you, you will not become high-ranking to them.”
Vee rolled her eyes, gently shooing her sister away. “Luz, quit that.” She took Hunter’s hand. “Hunter. They’re not so bad. Just… be yourself, and people like you will find you.”
Hunter peered around her at Luz, who shook her head, mouthing “bad idea.”
Yeah, she’d spent more time in the human realm, she probably knew what she was talking about. Worse than Kikimora. And being good at things wouldn’t give him any power. Great.
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OH YEY!!! Ty!!!!
The lab rat duo (affectionate)
This is based on the first part of ch2 from my Enemy Endlings fic!! I was tempted to do a more dynamic scene, but I hadn’t finished a drawing in a while, so I didn’t wanna push myself XD.
If you’re interested in basilisk/grimwalker hostility, here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49109416
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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