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Incorrect Divorce Trio Quotes :P

Barrel: I lost Leif.

Andrias: How did you LOSE Leif?!

Barrel: To be fair, she is very small.

Andrias: Where is the fucking key?

Barrel: Andrias, Leif is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Andrias: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the FUCKING KEY?!

Leif: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Andrias: What’s updog?

Leif: Barrel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

Leif: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Barrel: *crouches down*

Andrias: *sits on the floor*

Leif:

Leif: I hate both of you.

Leif: We need to open this locked door. Andrias, give me your royal credit card.

Andrias: Here.

Leif, pocketing it: Thanks. Barrel, break down the door.

Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3

This post turned out so long tf XD

Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.

Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-

Darcy: *starts levitating*

Andrias: I need life advice.

Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.

Andrias: Why are you late?

Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Andrias: Overslept?

Darcy: Overslept.

Andrias: I feel so burnt out.

Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Darcy: Something’s off.

Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Darcy: No, but that’s funny.

Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.

Andrias: No, we didn't.

Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.

Andrias: You read my diary?

Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.

Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.

Olivia: Let me see what you have!

Darcy: A SCYTHE!

Olivia: NO!

Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darcy: Well of course we have.

Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darcy: It's boring.

Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.

Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.

Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Andrias: Do you want a drink?

Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.

Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!

Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.

Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Olivia: You jump off a cliff.

Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.

Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*

Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.

Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!

Andrias: How many?

Darcy: Eighteen.

Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?

Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.

Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.

Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."

Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Darcy: You’re alive.

Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!

Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?

Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.

Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?

Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.

I brain went “what if Darcy glitched?” then shat this out so here ya go

Sasha: I’m here to save her and stop you!

Darcy: Well th- *freezes*

Sasha:

Grime:

Darcy: *slight twitching*

Sasha:

Grime: Is… this a human thing?

Darcy: *eyes start flashing rainbow colors*

Sasha: Don’t think so

Grime:

Sasha: *steps towards Darcy with one sword out in front of her to poke at their armor*

Darcy: -̷̳̝̓̔E̴̳͍͊̊E̶̠̒̚E̸͙͘N̴͙͘E̴̻̎͝N̴͔̙͂͝Ȇ̵̩N̷͖̺̄Ṋ̶̊̈́E̷̡͊N̷͕̾E̴̬͛N̵̜̩̑̐E̴̘͊̋E̶̯͖͒E̸̾͜E̵̻͋N̴̛͇̿Ñ̸̻̖N̷͚̍Ṇ̵̝̎Ń̴̘̭Ǹ̶̯̕ *falls to the floor*

Sasha: *shrieks and stumbles backwards*

Darcy: *rolls around like they have some weird ass ragdoll physics bug* L̴̲̚L̸͔̞͒L̸̻͎͠Ļ̶͎͆Ľ̸̺̰L̸̟͠E̷̘̤̓L̷̺̼̈́̕E̶͇͋E̷͗̚͜È̵̙̗̎E̸̢̔Ě̵̯̭́B̶̡̛̘̚B̶̖̈́B̸̺̀B̸̦̖̀̔B̷̙̮̓͒B̵̰̒B̵̦̠̔̑Ś̸̢͌S̴̨̓̊S̵̝͇̄͠S̸̼̐Ȗ̴̼Ų̴̜̿U̸̺̓̒L̴͈̓͊U̵̹̟̓͝Ļ̷̊̚Ĺ̸̮͠L̵͉̻̈̔B̸̰̐Ṙ̶̺̩͘R̴̖̲͝R̶̒̐͜R̶̗͗Ë̷̮͉́E̴̢̦͗͗

Incorrect Amphibia Quotes: Villain Edition

Andrias: Darcy just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Blair: Darcy’s gonna kill me.

Andrias: No, she'll probably make me do it.

Bartley: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Blair: That's deep.

Branson: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Blair: That's deeper.

Darcy: ...You guys are idiots.

Blair: Good morning.

Branson: Good morning.

Bartley: Good morning.

Andrias: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Darcy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Branson: You're smiling. What happened?

Darcy: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Bartley: Andrias tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Darcy: Anyone d-

Bartley: Depressed?

Branson: Drained?

Blair: Dumb?

Andrias: Disliked?

Darcy: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people …

Darcy: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Andrias: That sounds like a dare to me.

Darcy: Oh my frog.

Andrias, gently nudging Darcy aside with his foot: Darcy, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Darcy, their eyes enormous: You kick Darcy? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Andrias! Jail for Andrias for one thousand years!

Andrias: But that’s censorship.

Darcy: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

Darcy: You three, explain right now!

Blair: It was Andrias.

Branson: It was Andrias.

Bartley: It was Andrias.

Andrias:

Andrias: …fuck.

Darcy: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Andrias: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

Incorrect Amphibia quotes: Calamity trio edition

*Something crashes*

Marcy: Shoot-

Anne: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Sasha: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

Anne: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Marcy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Sasha: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Sprig: Anne-

Anne: *sighs* Marcy used to call me Anne...

Sprig: … Because it's your name.

Marcy: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Sasha: Can't relate.

Anne: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Marcy: So what’s the plan?

Anne: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Sasha* she’s mean, come up with something.

Anne: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Sasha: That's why I carry two swords

Anne: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Marcy: Yeah-

Sasha: *kicks in the door*

Anne: Marcy won’t come out of her room!

Sasha: Just tell her I said something.

Anne: Like what?

Sasha: Anything factually incorrect.

Anne, shrugging: If you say so.

Marcy, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Now time for… sashannarcy ✨

Anne: Did Marcy just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Sasha, not looking up from her phone: Yeah, she did.

Anne: And did I just do finger guns back?

Sasha: Yeah, you did.

Marcy: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Anne, looking at Marcy: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Marcy and Anne in unison: *sighs* Sasha

Incorrect Amphibia Quotes

Because I’ve been sucked into the fandom and am beyond help at this point It’s mostly Darcy cuz I hate/love them so much

Marcy: Where's Sprig? Sasha: Don't worry, I'll find him. Sasha, shouting: Anne sucks! Sprig, distantly: Anne is the best person ever! Fuck you! Sasha: Found him.

The Core: My future host must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Marcy: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely* The Core: That one. I want that one.

Darcy: What’s up? I’m back. Anne: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Darcy: Death is a social construct.

Andrias: Darcy, you’re such a genius! Darcy: Yes, I know.

Darcy: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Andrias: Actually, Darcy, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Darcy: Frog, give me patience. Andrias: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Darcy: If they gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Darcy: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

Andrias: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Darcy: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Andrias: I feel awful about killing you.  Darcy:  Andrias: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

Andrias: You played me!  Darcy: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Marcy: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry? Anne: General mathematics 6th edition

Andrias: Are you this rude to everyone?! Darcy: Yup. Darcy: Don't think you're special.

*at a zoo* Sprig: What are they in for? Anne: Sprig, this isn't prison. Sprig: So they can leave? Anne: No, but- Sprig, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Darcy: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Andrias: Hello Darcy, made anyone cry today? Darcy: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Olivia: How did you break your leg? Marcy: Do you see those fancy stairs? Olivia: Yes Marcy: I didn't

Darcy: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.