Hiii I’ve Wanted To Try Out Tumblr For A While Now And What Better Day To Start Than Darcy’s Birthday!

YES!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

TOH gets so much angst but we want some food tooooo :<. The thing is that I blame Disney, not the Amphibicrew. TOH is soooo good with emotional stories but they were cancelled and I’m sure angst was part of the reason why it “DiDn’T fIt ThE dIsNeY bRaNd”. So I feel like Matt was just scared of that happening to Amphibia and reeled back. I hope that Disney at least learns from their mistake of cutting off a show before realizing how popular it was >:T

Btw I thought you might like to know that when I clicked on your profile and saw ur banner, I had to bury my face in my blanket for a couple seconds to calm down the immense and conflicting feelings of amusement, disappointment, and fear LMAO

Greetings, frog Tumblr! Welcome to my impulsive, salt-induced Amphibia rant!!

This where I’m gonna ramble about Anne’s nonchalance and near indifference towards Marcy’s whole situation despite, not only supposedly wielding the “heart” gem (which embodies empathy, selflessness, and responsibility), but also the fact that she has been friends with Marcy since before kindergarten and has previously been very protective of her.

So STRAP IN, frogs, newts, toads, and hummuses alike cuz HERE WE GO

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Incorrect Amphibia Quotes

Because I’ve been sucked into the fandom and am beyond help at this point It’s mostly Darcy cuz I hate/love them so much

Marcy: Where's Sprig? Sasha: Don't worry, I'll find him. Sasha, shouting: Anne sucks! Sprig, distantly: Anne is the best person ever! Fuck you! Sasha: Found him.

The Core: My future host must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Marcy: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely* The Core: That one. I want that one.

Darcy: What’s up? I’m back. Anne: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Darcy: Death is a social construct.

Andrias: Darcy, you’re such a genius! Darcy: Yes, I know.

Darcy: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Andrias: Actually, Darcy, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Darcy: Frog, give me patience. Andrias: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Darcy: If they gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Darcy: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

Andrias: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Darcy: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Andrias: I feel awful about killing you.  Darcy:  Andrias: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

Andrias: You played me!  Darcy: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Marcy: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry? Anne: General mathematics 6th edition

Andrias: Are you this rude to everyone?! Darcy: Yup. Darcy: Don't think you're special.

*at a zoo* Sprig: What are they in for? Anne: Sprig, this isn't prison. Sprig: So they can leave? Anne: No, but- Sprig, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Darcy: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Andrias: Hello Darcy, made anyone cry today? Darcy: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Olivia: How did you break your leg? Marcy: Do you see those fancy stairs? Olivia: Yes Marcy: I didn't

Darcy: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

I've been waiting years for this (can't even remember the first time I saw the post), but...

IT'S TWOSDAY!!

22/2/22 ON A TUESDAY!!

Yeah she wore it for like half of her screen time XD

And lemme tell you that she SLAYED

why’d they have darcy in that cape in the intro and then never had her wear it again. what the fuck was that for

In honor of the art book, huge shoutout to this ask I got like 2 years ago that I intended to answer but just never finished cuz. Holy shit there’s so many

These are the points I drafted:

And yeah that’s not even including the metric crapton of Losing Marbles stuff me and Froggy have come up with. I can also think of plenty of canon-timeline ones that I didn’t mention but am too lazy to add now.

:D

More incorrect quotes based on the @toh-tagteam-au because I have no life and I need to pass the time until today’s update is released XD

Luz: I mean. Kikimora's just standing there now. Luz: Waiting for me, I guess. Luz: But it's okay, I think she’s pretty much settled down. Hunter: Settled down? Luz: Well, she only stabbed me once.

Lilith: I hope you two have a good explanation for this Hunter: Actually, we have three Luz: Pick your favorite!

Hunter: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Luz: Kikimora, probably.

Hunter: *sneaking in through the window* Kikimora: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Hunter: I was with Luz? Luz: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Hunter: You’re basically my sister, I would do anything for you. Luz: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Hunter: Absolutely not.

Hunter: Luz, no. Luz: Luz, yes.

Belos: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Hunter, rushing in: Emperor Belos! Luz tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Luz: Would you take a fireball for me? Hunter: ...yes? *Kikimora angrily bursts into the room* Luz: *running away* Great, thanks!

Steve: Why is Luz crying on the floor? Hunter: She took one of those 'what coven official are you?' quizzes. Steve: And? Hunter: She got Lilith.

Luz: I lost Kikimora. Hunter: How did you LOSE Kiki?! Luz: To be fair, she is very small.

Hunter: We need a distraction. Steve: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises Luz, whispering: My time has come

Luz, looking at the date: *gasps* Hunter!! Hunter: Y-yeah? Luz: iT iS wEdNeSdAy mY dUdEs Luz: AAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHH Hunter: Hunter: What in titan's name-

I don’t care that Luz was only 7 when she left the human realm, I’m headcanoning that she quotes vines on a daily basis and no one can stop me

Salutations my good bitch!(/pos)

how ya doing? Good? Wonderful!

I have a concept! Your Villain!Marcy AU but our girl Darcy is just. Flirting with Sasha. Like imagine:

Darcy just draping herself over Sasha and running her hands through the latter's hair, and calling her really endearing pet names, and cupping her hands around her face and things like that. Just AHHHHHH

Why hello there

Omfg lsncksnfjsk

And then Sasha’s trying to stay mad and tough even though she’s gay panicking HARD. I’m not a heavy shipper but sashannarcy is great stuff and this idea is so mmmmmm.

This is half-assed but I really wanted to try this out in a tiny script format XD

Darcy: *circles Sasha, running their hand along her as they do* The Core told me you never cared about me…. Is that true, Sashy?

Sasha: *turning awkwardly to keep Darcy in sight* … Uhm… No?

Darcy, their words laced with honey: *stops in front of her and cups a hand around Sasha’s cheek* Aww I always had faith in my girl. You did miss me, didn’t you?

Sasha: *stiff and beet red* N-no…

Darcy:

A gallant in distress!

idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')

OKAY it’s been over half a damn year since I last updated Losing Marbles and I STILL haven’t quite finished chapter 6, so thought I could give y’all a sneak peak XD

First off, here’s ch1-5 on AO3 (if you haven’t seen it, at least check the tags before reading this. But it is a continuous story so I suggest starting from the first chapter :P)

And ofc thank @froggythesculptor for like half of the ideas in this cuz she’s a genius HGVJFTVHYBJY

ANYWAYS!!! Enjoy the first 747 words of chapter 6 lol (btw it’s definitely a long [+ relatively heavy] one for me so far… this isn’t even half of the WIP lmao)

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Not long after returning to the castle, Darcy sat in her chambers, rolling a purple twenty-sided die between her fingers as she impatiently watched the loading screen. Should be almost there, she thought just before the words “download complete” appeared on the monitor.

Tossing her D20 aside, she stood up and went over to the coral chair where a new helmet was plugged in. She ripped off the wires, picked it up, then seated herself, avoiding the armrests. After taking a breath and steeling herself, she hesitantly placed the helmet over her head.

Darcy grunted, fiery pain seizing her every nerve as The Core made itself comfortable in her body once more. She wanted to scream but bit the inside of her cheek to stop any pathetic noises from coming out. At least it wasn’t as bad as the first time.

When the agony finally subsided, she slowly opened her ten artificial eyes then heard, “Ah, well done.”

Darcy leaned back and, though they were still somewhat dazed, smiled at the praise. The Core must have already gone through their memories to see how it went.

“Looks like we’re behind schedule, though. We were supposed to be meeting with Andrias in the throne room half an hour ago,” it told them.

“Oh, shoot!” Darcy hissed as they sprang from the chair and dashed up the stairs.

Being late to their own meeting will not be good for their meticulous and calculated villain reputation.

Despite their anxiety, they slowed down once they made it to the main hallway. Running through the castle as a troubled mess would only make problems worse, so they walked with slow but powerful steps.

As she went, Darcy passed frobots putting up mass amounts of entangled cables along the walls and collared newts installing eye-shaped surveillance devices all over the castle. She noticed it earlier, but the rate at which it was getting done seemed to have multiplied as the day of the invasion grew closer.

Wow, you guys must’ve been busy, huh? she thought to The Core. What’s all this for?

“These renovations are to aid us in the invasion,” it stated. “The new additions will allow us to be omnipresent in mechanical tendrils across the castle, even when disconnected from you.”

Her lips pulled up into a wicked smirk. So, basically, you’ll, she mused delightedly, have an eye on everything?

A large, exasperated sigh echoed from most of The Core, but one of the voices let out a muffled howl of laughter, instead. Darcy grinned ear to ear, immediately deciding that the newt who appreciated her pun was objectively the best of the collection.

As she approached the throne room, she straightened her face before a couple robots on either side of the entrance swung the doors open for her. She strode in and Andrias swiftly lifted his head to see who had entered, tensing once he saw it was Darcy. Olivia and Yunan noticed his reaction then spun around and let out twin gasps of surprise.

Wait a second, Darcy thought as she stopped walking about halfway between the doors and the newts. Olivia’s and Yunan’s eyes were normal.

Tearing her gaze from the lady and the general, she stared at Andrias with narrowed eyes and asked, “What happened to their collars?” Though, it sounded more like an accusation than a question.

The giant newt seemed to prepare himself before stepping in front of Olivia and Yunan. He then said, “If I may, could you remove the helmet? I wish to speak to you directly.”

She scoffed and crossed her arms, already fed up with the conversation. “You will address all of The Core when speaking to me. Now, what are you up to? And where’s your little tiara? You know very well that we can’t monitor your thoughts without it.”

“Marcy-“

“Darcy,” she growled. Andrias knew that. He was trying to appeal to her old self, wasn’t he?

Andrias furrowed his brows but his eyes still held a little too much warmth. “Marcy, this isn’t you. I know how… persuasive The Core can be… but I also know you don’t want to hurt people.”

Darcy grit their teeth while listening, but stopped by the time he was done. Then they suddenly threw their head back in a fit of laughter. They soon finished with a sigh and went, “Oh, is that what you think, big guy? That I’m still the innocent little girl I was a year ago?”

👀 TO BE CONTINUED 👀

(in a hopefully reasonable amount of time… Idk my motivation is way too unpredictable for me to give any sort of guess hhhh)

Marcy in Olm Town Road be like

Marcy: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.