Ok But This Is Funny Cuz I’d Totally Call Darcy An “ugly Piece Of Shit” But In An Affectionate

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*airdrops these to you but like via a flock of seagulls*

Here’s my other Bird Home textpost shenanigans

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Still got that Darcy brainrot so here’s Darcy with the weapon I gave them in my fic lol

I really hope that Darcy gets some cool weapon in canon. Or a dozen frobots that follow her around and do her dirty work. That’d be cool too XD

Like there could be a town on fire with people screaming and getting chased by robots and Darcy would just be reveling in the middle of it all going “mmmm yes”

Just typed 507 words worth of notes for my “Losing Marbles” fic lmao

Tbh I had no idea what to do as far as plot for this fic til now XD

>:3

What’s sad is I almost put Jasper there before realizing that I HAD to use the grimwalker who almost blew himself up for that

POV: you are Caima Songbird (and perhaps Val)

These are @polyhexian’s Golden Guard OCs: Jasper, Will, and Miles (ft. Hunter ofc)!!!! They each have fics which have been rotating around in my brain all week dhdhbsns

Base by @crowsketches

Their account seems deactivated, so I’ll add a screenshot of the post below:

Me and @froggythesculptor came up with YET ANOTHER Darcy AU lmao. This one happens after the 10 year timeskip when Sasha, Anne, and Marcy manage to get a portal working. Marcy ends up getting re-possessed by The Core (ofc it’s still alive. It’s a cockroach, duh) except it now only consists of the non-royal members. We have more info but I don’t wanna elaborate too much right now since I might end up writing a fic for this lol.

Anyways, here’s a script scene thing I wrote :P

*Inside an FBI outpost or whatever near L.A. at 4am*

Darcy: *attempts to get the portal to start up by trying different commands on the computer next to it*

*The door busts open and Darcy raises their head to see Anne and Sasha enter, each holding up some sci-fi looking gun that they probably stole from the federal government on their way to the portal room*

Anne: You won’t be conquering anything on our watch, cockroach.

Sasha: I suggest you put your rental hands up if you don’t want us to kill you again.

Darcy: *smirks at them then casually focuses back on the computer and continues typing, clearly not intimidated in the slightest* Ah, there you are, girls! And you arrived *glances at the time in the corner of the screen* 7 minutes quicker than we calculated, well done! However, you still manage to disappoint us. We already told you that we rid ourselves of the Leviathan dynasty, yet you still believe we have the same insipid goals.

Sasha: Are you saying you… don’t care about the whole multiversal domination thing you were going for last time?

Darcy: *scoffs* Of course not. Not only is it impossible to control an infinite number of worlds, but the aim is also remarkably basic. As to be expected from a line of narcissistic tyrants who share a personality, we suppose.

Anne: Oh. *lowers her gun a bit* Then what’re you doing?

Darcy: Just checking how you humans cracked making portals without the gems. We don’t exactly have the resources to figure it out ourselves anymore since you three *makes a circular gesture with their finger to include their host* somehow DRAINED the most powerful objects in the multiverse.

Sasha: But why would you need portals if you’re not going to other worlds?

Darcy: *laughs* Oh, blondie, we never said anything about that! We may not be invading, but we do still have a mission.

Sasha: Which is…?

Darcy: *sighs* Eh, why not. *finally looks up from the computer again and leans on the desk a bit with one hand* We intend to discover all that we can about as many dimensions as possible. Of course, following the same logic as earlier, it is quite impossible to learn EVERYTHING. But, even so, the idea is far more appealing than what those boorish overgrown salamanders had planned. Like, they’ve destroyed so many thrilling temples and puzzles along with countless fascinating species just for their ridiculous pursuit of power. What a waste.

Anne:

Sasha: Oh my god it’s a fucking nerd-

The reason I don’t like evil Marcy is because I think it’s ooc for her. I just can’t see Marcy willing wanting to hurt others, inspite of how much she’s been hurt. With that said, I will give you credit for Marcy’s fall to evil being the result of her friends neglect, and not “Marcy was always an evil monster who sees others as npcs” like so many others.

I mean she doesn’t want do downright kill anyone except sortaaa Andrias (but even that would be a whole Thing emotionally). She wants revenge and likes pleasing The Core, so she’s blindly following it, repressing any feelings of guilt/sympathy before they could show and masking them with anger towards her friends. She’s also trying to have fun with it I guess tho XD

Also, I honestly might not directly bring it up in Losing Marbles, but the phrase in the fic summary that says “The Core messes with Marcy’s head” can apply in two ways. Firstly, maybe it’s not always telling outright lies, technically, but it’s totally giving Marcy tunnel vision and making her only arrive at the conclusions it wants her to end up with. Secondly, the phrase is kinda literal, too. If it can control her body and put her in a custom mindscape (with sights, sounds, and everything), I wouldn’t be surprised if it was able to alter certain chemistry so she’d be slightly more angry, impulsive, and/or impressionable. And it probably IS doing that. (There also may or may not be a side effect or two when she’s under extra stress. :}) I mean, her emotions would still be genuine and HERS, just amped up a bit so they’re harder to control… ✨

I’m back >:D

Be afraid

I wanna announce that I’ll be on a long trip out of the country from August 12th to mid/late October!

I probably won’t be doing any drawing or writing while I’m gone since I’ll be busy… but I should be able to pop online about once a day.

Btw It’s a marine conservation volunteer program in the Philippines and I’m really excited!! I’m also gonna visit a couple friends while I’m there hehehe

Evil Marcy go brrrrr

This is related to an upcoming chapter of my “Losing Marbles” fic hehe

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Again, ty @froggythesculptor for cooking <3

You’re right, it is!! It just feels… out of character for Anne I guess?? Her canonically barely caring about Marcy when she needed her most is honestly a GODSEND for me as someone who loveeees writing evil Marcy AUs, but when I think about it more…. it doesn’t feel right on more levels than just that, ya know?

Greetings, frog Tumblr! Welcome to my impulsive, salt-induced Amphibia rant!!

This where I’m gonna ramble about Anne’s nonchalance and near indifference towards Marcy’s whole situation despite, not only supposedly wielding the “heart” gem (which embodies empathy, selflessness, and responsibility), but also the fact that she has been friends with Marcy since before kindergarten and has previously been very protective of her.

So STRAP IN, frogs, newts, toads, and hummuses alike cuz HERE WE GO

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