FUCK YOU, MY CHEST IS IN PHYSICAL PAIN NOW /POS

You stupid asshole. How dare you destroy Marcy's personality by turning her into something she's not. You're not a real fan of Amphibia if you think for a second Marcy would turn on her friends like that. You should feel disgusted with yourself for writing such trash.

LMAOOO ok buddy 👍

When you arrive at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport… where Sasha picked up Marcy in the timeskip) for a layover and this is what you’re greeted with

Incorrect Amphibia Quotes

Because I’ve been sucked into the fandom and am beyond help at this point It’s mostly Darcy cuz I hate/love them so much

Marcy: Where's Sprig? Sasha: Don't worry, I'll find him. Sasha, shouting: Anne sucks! Sprig, distantly: Anne is the best person ever! Fuck you! Sasha: Found him.

The Core: My future host must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Marcy: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely* The Core: That one. I want that one.

Darcy: What’s up? I’m back. Anne: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Darcy: Death is a social construct.

Andrias: Darcy, you’re such a genius! Darcy: Yes, I know.

Darcy: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Andrias: Actually, Darcy, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Darcy: Frog, give me patience. Andrias: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Darcy: If they gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Darcy: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

Andrias: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Darcy: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Andrias: I feel awful about killing you.  Darcy:  Andrias: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

Andrias: You played me!  Darcy: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Marcy: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry? Anne: General mathematics 6th edition

Andrias: Are you this rude to everyone?! Darcy: Yup. Darcy: Don't think you're special.

*at a zoo* Sprig: What are they in for? Anne: Sprig, this isn't prison. Sprig: So they can leave? Anne: No, but- Sprig, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Darcy: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Andrias: Hello Darcy, made anyone cry today? Darcy: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Olivia: How did you break your leg? Marcy: Do you see those fancy stairs? Olivia: Yes Marcy: I didn't

Darcy: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

A gallant in distress!

idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')

I watched The Sea Beast on Netflix and uh…. I’m obsessed XD

So here’s a couple creatures I made up lol

This one is based off a pikeblenny and a sailfin blenny

And I referenced firefish and blanket octopuses for this one

I headcanon Marcy as having an older brother or smth but… Does anyone else find it kinda weird how so many cartoon protagonists don’t have siblings? Or at least they either have no siblings or their sibling goes on the whole ass journey with them (which even that is uncommon).

Where’s the little sister going “WOAH THAT’S AWESOME” about Andrias’s flame sword while Marcy’s trying to explain how she got stabbed? Where’s the big brother wishing he was there to see his sibling fall down a flight of stairs? Where’s the twin being jealous that their sister is suddenly a world-saving hero? JUST GIMME SIBLINGS-

Ok but I actually LOVE the fact that Darcy/The Core, being the dramatic chaos gremlin that they are, closes their eyes before someone enters the room JUST to have a spooky reveal when they decide to open them hgvcbhftgjhkjh

would you perhaps do the Danny Phantom opening theme?

https://dannyphantom.fandom.com/wiki/Danny_Phantom_Opening

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I’ve never seen anyone else write, draw, or even mention this concept so I’ve got a hot take for y’all:

Darcy comes up with all sorts of fun derogatory names to call their frobots.

Like imagine one can’t find something they told it to grab for them and they scream, “IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, YA WAFFLE IRON!!”

Or a bot bumps against them in the hall and they shove it out of the way and say “Watch it, roomba!”

Or a couple are trying to lift something and Darcy sighs and goes, “You pathetic crockpots, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!!”

It’s even in character imo. I mean Darcy has Marcy’s memories from Earth so they’d still know plenty of household appliances to compare some bots to hehe.

Since the tag is trending rn and I feel slightly validated cuz Tumblr is based… I’m coming out as a new DC fan 😔

I wanna die of cringe cuz it’s Popular (derogatory), but at least it’s trending among my people (Tumblrinas).

So uhm….

Idk if I’ll like create (draw, write, edit, whatever) anything, but I wanna warn y’all cuz I’m probably gonna start reblogging batfam shit soon XD

Feel free to unfollow! That’s why I’m giving a warning; so you don’t have to go “??? What’s happening to my dash” LMAO.