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Here’s a bunch of 3+ year old incorrect TOH quotes from my notes app because I’m bored

News reporter: There are rumors that you recently went undercover at Hexside under the name “Caleb”. Is this true?

The Golden Guard: Pfft, TITAN no. Caleb’s just a pathetic wannabe who can’t stand his own incompetence. Like, seriously, he can’t do anything right. I feel bad for anyone who has to suffer the embarrassment of being within 20 feet of him. He’s such a loser.

Hunter, watching the clip on his scroll a few hours later: Say that to my face, you fucking tool. Stop being such a royal ass-kisser and get a real job.

The Emerald Entrails, sitting together after practice:

Willow: Are you okay?

Luz: No problemo!

Luz, internally: But it was all problemo.

Gus: What's your biggest fear?

Hunter: Being replaced.

Gus: Damn that's deep.

Gus: My new one is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

Hunter, lying in the woods, depressed: I'll never be a cop again. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

Lilith: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

The Golden Guard, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Willow: What are you two arguing about this time?

Hunter: He’s always using human phrases incorrectly!

Gus: Cry me a table, Hunter.

Luz: I'm very disappointed in you, Vee.

Hunter: C'mon, don't get mad at Vee!

Luz: Hunter, stop telling Vee it's okay for her to punch you! She needs to learn not to punch people!

Hunter: But I'm not a person!

Vee: Which is why I punched him!

Lilith: *Turns on the breakroom light*

The Golden Guard: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Lilith: It’s four in the morning.

The Golden Guard: Turn the light back off.

Hunter: The joy of hanging out with Luz. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and she bites the tip of a marker off.

Camila: Can you come out?

Luz: Yeah gimme a minute…

Luz: Mom, I’m bi.

Camila: I know that. Come out to the car.

Luz: Okay.

Luz: Car, I’m bi.

Camila, a tired mother:

Willow: *lifting weights*

Hunter: Wow… She’s so intense!

Luz: I wonder what drives her.

Willow, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

Hunter, protecting a palistrom forest: I am Hunter, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Luz: I wanna be a knight!

Hunter, basically a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!

Luz: Man, I want some of that in my life!

Luz: I want a trip down memory lane.

Vee: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Luz’s lap*

Vee: I heard you needed these?

Luz: YES! ALL OF THEM!

Hunter: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Luz: Did Willow say “I love you” and you said “Thanks”?

Hunter: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

The Golden Guard, on live news: I can't imagine what the Owl Lady is planning, but I can tell you two things: we won't like it and it won't be legal.

Gus: Did you win? Or just not die?

Gus: Either way, hooray.

Hunter: ... Is "no" a valid answer?

Gus: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

The Golden Guard: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Darius: Why?

The Golden Guard: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Lilith.

Darius: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

The Golden Guard: Darius, you have opened my eyes.

Lilith: Can we talk about that mass message you sent?

The Golden Guard: Why? It was important.

Lilith: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Steve, shrugging: The people need to know.

Gus: How long do you think it’ll be until Willow finally snaps and commits murder?

Hunter: I’ve been operating under the assumption that it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.

Hunter: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?

Luz: Exactly.

Luz, to Amity: I told you he’d understand.

Willow: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Willow: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Hunter: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.

Luz: Voldemort?

Hunter: No.

Luz: Is it Voldemort?

Hunter: It's not Voldemort.

Luz: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

OH YEY!!! Ty!!!!

The lab rat duo (affectionate)

This is based on the first part of ch2 from my Enemy Endlings fic!! I was tempted to do a more dynamic scene, but I hadn’t finished a drawing in a while, so I didn’t wanna push myself XD.

If you’re interested in basilisk/grimwalker hostility, here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49109416

Need to say that this fic slaps SO HARD. I don’t even know how to convey how not normal I am over it. I finished reading it weeks ago, and it’s still rotating in my brain. OUGH,,,,

Also this art SLAYS TYSM

Rise of Cardinal by @justthatonegirl1815 has been on my mind a lot lately, so here is fanart of Tim as Cardinal.

He <3

With how awesome s6 of tdp was I decided to draw my fav character in a sweater. He and Claudia have been on the run for quite some time and deserve to be cozy. 💚

Maybe I should make one of Claudia as well 🤔

(Reference by @albanenechi)

I ADORE these. The THINK part especially is KILLING me because I genuinely loved that theme LMAOOOO

tdp season 6 shitpost doodles

Shit

This would be such a nice little PMV to do

Fuck fuck fuck fuck-

ARMY DREAMERS IS SO BATFAM/ROBINS CODED!!!!

🎶 But he didn't have the money for a guitar (What could he do?) (Should have been a politician) But he never had a proper education (What could he do?) (Should have been a father) But he never even made it to his twenties🎶

WHAT A WASTE!!! ARMYYY DREAMERSSS

Dramatic chase to apprehend Red Hood ends with him leading Nightwing through a CVS bathroom

Has this been done yet? I feel like it must have

HOLDS DAMIAN LIKE A FERRET!!!!

I love ur style and designs SO MUCH. I want to put them in a salad spinner <3

Damian in the Wayne Family Adventures artstyle:

I love it sm. This child slays (ahaha)

Just read The Boy Wonder #3!!!!

Won’t spoil rn but….

Cat!!!

The art style is so cool I want to EAT it

And the characterization,,,, hnnnngnngnggg /pos

OOOOO!!!!! GOOD SHIT

absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!

I love this sm. The expressions,,,, Soooo siblings!!!

if the boot fits…

Pfffft the DC tag dropped from the entire top ten in less than an hour (it was #1)

Since the tag is trending rn and I feel slightly validated cuz Tumblr is based… I’m coming out as a new DC fan 😔

I wanna die of cringe cuz it’s Popular (derogatory), but at least it’s trending among my people (Tumblrinas).

So uhm….

Idk if I’ll like create (draw, write, edit, whatever) anything, but I wanna warn y’all cuz I’m probably gonna start reblogging batfam shit soon XD

Feel free to unfollow! That’s why I’m giving a warning; so you don’t have to go “??? What’s happening to my dash” LMAO.

Since the tag is trending rn and I feel slightly validated cuz Tumblr is based… I’m coming out as a new DC fan 😔

I wanna die of cringe cuz it’s Popular (derogatory), but at least it’s trending among my people (Tumblrinas).

So uhm….

Idk if I’ll like create (draw, write, edit, whatever) anything, but I wanna warn y’all cuz I’m probably gonna start reblogging batfam shit soon XD

Feel free to unfollow! That’s why I’m giving a warning; so you don’t have to go “??? What’s happening to my dash” LMAO.

Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

So fill me in, i know marcy wants revenge on Anne and Sasha, but, does she actually want them dead?

You’ll see in the next chapter :)))

Where is Losing Marbles? You’ve probably been asked this 40 billion times so sorry but I miss it a lot. Hope you’ve been well though

Chapter 7 IS coming, I swear BFHSMNSSN

Froggy’s been COOKING (she’s carrying the fic now tbh) and we’re really excited to share!! It’s just a long chapter (11k rn) and we’ve had Things going on (college and work respectively). Plus ADHD is wack and our brains have to be in a very Special mood to make any progress LMAO.

There’s also a lot of things we’re juggling in ch 7, so it’s taking a while to figure out how to get it across well XD.

And thank you!! I’m really glad that ppl are still thinking about our fic, even tho we’re bad at updating dhhsbsnsja

Only cowards use anonymous messages

Ah yes

You stupid asshole. How dare you destroy Marcy's personality by turning her into something she's not. You're not a real fan of Amphibia if you think for a second Marcy would turn on her friends like that. You should feel disgusted with yourself for writing such trash.

LMAOOO ok buddy 👍

A gallant in distress!

idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')

Made more

*airdrops these to you but like via a flock of seagulls*

Here’s my other Bird Home textpost shenanigans

1 / 2 / 3 / 4

>:3

What’s sad is I almost put Jasper there before realizing that I HAD to use the grimwalker who almost blew himself up for that

POV: you are Caima Songbird (and perhaps Val)

These are @polyhexian’s Golden Guard OCs: Jasper, Will, and Miles (ft. Hunter ofc)!!!! They each have fics which have been rotating around in my brain all week dhdhbsns

Base by @crowsketches

Their account seems deactivated, so I’ll add a screenshot of the post below:

POV: you are Caima Songbird (and perhaps Val)

These are @polyhexian’s Golden Guard OCs: Jasper, Will, and Miles (ft. Hunter ofc)!!!! They each have fics which have been rotating around in my brain all week dhdhbsns

Base by @art-blog-of-faceless

Their account seems deactivated, so I’ll add a screenshot of the post below:

Watching and Dreaming (April 8th, 2023, Colorized)

FUCK YOU, MY CHEST IS IN PHYSICAL PAIN NOW /POS

have some permadeath hunter au sketches from 7 months ago, caused by accidentally getting way too invested and emotional while discussing "what if hunter hadn't woken up in ttt" scenarios with friends.

in which, uh, hunter wakes up in the inbetween realm instead of back at the old gravesfield cemetery...

NEW BLORBO UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!

(Aka I’ve read most of the AO3 series about this funky grimwalker OC and I Am Obsessed. Send help)

"it's my ass kicking outfit, bitch!"

...Belos?

What's that? Not an entire month between chapters? Huh, weird.

New Chapter Excerpt below the cut! (Please give me lots of love and comments please. My life is making me sad and I needed it)

Excerpt:

Wake up before the sun rises, shake off the nightmares, then train. 

He’s free. 

Train until his body gives out or Flapjack starts yelling at him. Rest and recover, clean himself up and prepare a serving of rations for breakfast. They’re bland and tasteless.

This is freedom. 

Perform the needed chores- clean the dishes, take inventory of the remaining supplies, and wash his clothes if required.

He has to do this… No. He chooses to do this. Because he has the freedom to choose.

And he chooses the exact same thing. Every morning, rinse and repeat. Again and again.

His choice. 

After he's finished his morning routine he researches.

And researches.

And researches.

He’s… 

So tired.

This morning's nightmare was a different flavour of horrible. Instead of Belos, instead of chains, he dreamt of death and boiling seawater.

He dreamt of the mer-person's final moments, but the complete opposite of how it happened in reality.

In Hunter's nightmare, it's his own gloved hands gripping tight onto their throat. He's submerged in the tank with the mer-person, boiling, boiling, boiling, as he squeezes tighter and tighter staring into their eyes.

Except their eyes aren't yellow-teal with a horizontal pupil like a mer-person's should be.

They're magenta. Magenta like-

"End me like my others"

He squeezes and boils and stares into too-familiar eyes before waking up hot and shivering, soaked in a fevered sweat knowing in his heart that it's going to be one of those weeks.

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

The lab rat duo (affectionate)

This is based on the first part of ch2 from my Enemy Endlings fic!! I was tempted to do a more dynamic scene, but I hadn’t finished a drawing in a while, so I didn’t wanna push myself XD.

If you’re interested in basilisk/grimwalker hostility, here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49109416