You Were So Young

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MDZS x The Magnus Archives… I need it….

the holy grail types of fanfic

Jiang Cheng:Mingjue, I'm asking your permission to date your brother. Nie Mingjue (secretly very pleased Jiang Cheng asked and 1000% approves and has been shipping for 2 years atp): What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

Shen Qingqiu, touch starved asf: I need someone to crush me with their body weight right now.

Shang Qinghua (tiny plump hamster boy): I VOLUNTEER!

Mobei Jun (300 pounds of muscle and heavy armor, ): I volunteer as well.

Shen Qingqiu (tiny twiggy twink): WAIT NO-

shang qinghua trying to have a movie night with his boyfriends and failing.“a yuan can you please stop criticizing the inconsistent characterisation and just watch the movie.” “MY KING STOP TRYING TO SKIP TO THE END JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS- OH MY GOD”

i just believe in mbj (no media literacy) being confused about the moral and emotional drama in stuff and just being like “if they were like 50% more okay with murder this would be over so much faster” vs sqq (way too much media literacy) overanalyzing every detail and jumping to wild conclusions

Shang Qinghua, being depressed af: No one can hate me more than I do

Shen Qingqiu, reading his book: You'd be fucking surprised

TFW you wake up in an alternate reality where you lived, and are for some reason spooning the homie in your shared apartment with your pet cat and matching engagement rings…

(Au explanation to those confused)

Shen Qingqiu is elegant in the way a cat is elegant in that if you see him from a distance it’s a majestic mysterious creature but then you look away and he’s hurled himself into the nearest trash bin and is yowling his head off

my opinion is that Nie Huaisang either sleeps in a big version of those little child pajamas with the unflattering fit that's both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time and the dinosaur print and front buttons and everything OR a slutty silk bathrobe with ruffles and lace and shit but plot twist he is buttfuck naked underneath and he has no habit of tying the belt either