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reblog this with your best approximation of Binghe finding out SQQ got seduced by the fucking hamster and his ice husband

SQH and SQQ both have chronic cant stfu syndrome and so all their conversations tend to devolve into just shouting over each other increasingly frantically- so as a result, Mobei-Jun got a timer and has them sit across from each other, sets the timer, and had them each get like. 5 minutes to rant, then switches to the other person.

average moshenshang exchange: Shen Qingqiu: do you literally have zero care for bro code???? Shang Qinghua: SORRY BRO I ONLY KNOW HTML AND SOME BASIC PYTHON Mobei-Jun: qinghua,,,, can talk to snakes?????? 

DNFHFHSHDHFHFHD IM GONNA SOB THIS IS AMAZING? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I promise I have so many more memes and stuff in store heheheheheheheh

Cumplane and their Cold Ass Big Titty Goth Wife™

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okay but imagine-

Shen Qingqiu ends up as Mobei Jun’s “date” to a demon meeting of sorts, due to Shang Qinghua’s workload just being too much to make it. They’ve been going along with this sort of “arrangement” (throuple? is it a relationship?) for a bit now, but SQQ still isn’t sure that MBJ even LIKES him. Surely he’s just tolerating him for Qinghua’s sake. A few hours into the event, SQQ is way too overwhelmed. His head is spinning, it’s too loud, too much- it’s all a blur already. He can barely discern what’s happening, and he’s ready to find a corner and hope no demon notices him hyperventilating. Before he can leave though, a hand is on his shoulder, and he’s back at Moshang’s place (their place? Is it his too now?) and he’s being led to their bed, a voice telling him to breathe. Mobei Jun is just holding him, cold and solid, a hand running through his hair. They just sit there, until SQQ can feel the room he’s in again. He knows then that it isn’t just Qinghua that MBJ cares about. SQQ is cared about - genuinely, really cared about - by two people. It’s more than he could’ve asked for.

Shen Qingqiu, touch starved asf: I need someone to crush me with their body weight right now.

Shang Qinghua (tiny plump hamster boy): I VOLUNTEER!

Mobei Jun (300 pounds of muscle and heavy armor, ): I volunteer as well.

Shen Qingqiu (tiny twiggy twink): WAIT NO-

MBJ: …

MBJ, to SQQ: We marry in autumn.

SQQ: Who- what- ME???

MBJ: If my Qinghua is not objecting.

SQH, smirking: No objections here my king! MBJ: Good. You will both be excellent wives.

SQH: Yay!

SQQ: WHAT THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK IS GOING ON-

Shang Qinghua fell first, Mobei Jun fell harder, Shen Qingqiu quite literally fell from a tree and landed on top of them and he’s kinda just stuck around since

— the MoShenShang gospel or smth idk I’m not a historian