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"are you okay to drive?!" but it's "a minute ago you were dead!" and "what are you talking about?"

bg ended up looking more like fire but i think thats fitting

top gun silliness

You say jump, Ethan Hunt doesn't even say "How high?" he simply jumps off a cliff and does a sick backflip.

Coyote: Would you slap Rooster-

Hangman: Yes.

Coyote: I didn't even finish!

Hangman: Sorry, continue.

Coyote: Would you slap Rooster for 10 dollars?

Hangman: I would do it for free.

Rooster: Rude...

Rooster: Thank you sir

Ice: Don’t call me sir

Rooster: Thank you ma’am

nothing i love more than a niche ass combo of fandoms.

(The Dagger Squad are all in the rec room in Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's house, watching the TV when Maverick runs into the room in a panic, before quickly closing the door behind him before leaning against it, worried)

Maverick: Who wants to make 100 bucks?!

(The Daggers look at Maverick with suspicion and confusion)

Callie "Halo" Bassett: How?

Maverick: I need someone to take the fall.

(Iceman is heard from the next room)

Iceman (shocked): What the fuck?

(The Daggers are now more confused)

Robert "Bob" Floyd: What did you do?!

Maverick (desperate): I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

(Iceman is heard from the next room, now louder)

Iceman (angry): What the fuck?!

Jake "Hangman" Seresin: Make it 500.

Maverick (instantly and relieved): Done!

(Maverick opens the door, and now Iceman is heard screaming from the next room)

Iceman (in terror and horrified): WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Maverick places his hands on Hangman's shoulders)

Maverick (grateful): You're a good man, Jake Seresin.

(Maverick then grabs Hangman by the collar of his shirt and drags him off to the next room to Iceman while the Dagger Squad watches wordlessly)

Maverick (yelling to the next room): I got him, Ice! I got him, don't worry, honey!