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Virgil: If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands.
Virgil:*clap clap*
Virgil: If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands.
Virgil:*clap clap*
Virgil:If you’re having trouble sleeping and you really feel like weeping cause you can’t stop goddamn thinking clap your hands!
Virgil:*clap clap*
Person A: I hid the body...now what?
PersonB: No, no, no. You don't just hide a body, you burn it and the weapon you used to kill the body. Duuuhhhhh. Geez, you are not the best murderer are you? I'm glad you came to me. Now that there is no evidence following you, we still can't take any chances. Go to the back of the nearest Walmart, you'll see a dumpster. Next to it you'll find a note. That will tell you everything you need to do and it also has an idea card that says "Stacey Jones". Use that note and card if people start to get suspicious of you. Follow those steps, it will be like you never existed.